08/27/2026
This cartoon is funny because the joke is absurd. The problem is that the mindset behind it is not.
It is not just CNN anymore. It is nearly the entire mainstream media ecosystem. When Donald Trump is involved, too many reporters seem incapable of covering the story without first running it through the prism of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
If Trump does something good, they search for the disaster. If something is ordinary, they inflate it into a crisis. If there is uncertainty, they assume the worst possible motive. And if the facts are not dramatic enough, the framing somehow becomes more dramatic than the facts themselves.
That is exactly why the eagle joke works. Trump makes an eagle on the golf course, an impressive golf shot, and the imaginary headline immediately becomes, “Trump shot nine bald eagles.”
Ridiculous, yes. Also uncomfortably familiar.
We have seen the same pattern with the White House ballroom project, with stories about changes around the grounds, with ceremonial plans, construction, renovations, travel, speeches, handshakes, and practically anything else connected to this president. The default assumption is never, “What actually happened?” It is, “How can this be presented as reckless, sinister, corrupt, dangerous, or catastrophic?”
That is not journalism. That is narrative construction.
The deeper problem is that after years of this, the press has burned through an enormous amount of public trust. People are not stupid. They can see when every headline points in the same emotional direction, when corrections get buried, when context disappears, and when outrage is treated as more valuable than accuracy.
A free press is essential. An honest press is essential. But a press corps consumed by hatred of one political figure cannot serve either purpose well.
At some point, viewers stop asking whether the latest anti-Trump bombshell is true and start assuming the media is exaggerating again. That is a credibility crisis the media created for itself.