05/11/2026
Over the weekend we had two contenders for the best, “You have to be kidding me” calls…
Contender one: An intoxicated man was reported to be at Allsups, said to have made his way behind the counter, took command of the griddle, and made breakfast sausage until Sheriff’s Deputies arrived. He was taken into custody for public intoxication.
Contender two: Deputies responded to a report of a male in front of complainants house, wearing only his underwear, and doing a Native American style chant. As deputies arrived, the man fled on foot but he was apprehended shortly thereafter. He was taken into custody on a charge of public intoxication and evading arrest.
While we post these to show a few of the funnier things we are called to deal with, we feel it is important to mention that being intoxicated while operating a motor vehicle or intoxicated in public place, where you are a danger to yourself or others, can have lasting, and unintended consequences. We can have a laugh at these because, fortunately, no one was harmed, but often that is not the case. Please, if you choose to drink, do so responsibly.