The Great and Free Dorm of 306

The Great and Free Dorm of 306 A freer and better Dorm. In November of 2017, the Great Martyr, Stu, was cut down in Bullock Hall, sparking widespread protest and civic unrest.

It was at these calls of outrage and tears that the leaders of what became Dorm 306 declared independence, creating a new, independent, and fully sovereign Dorm where any persons or inflatable pickles facing the cruel daily realities of the oppression which shackled the Great Martyr, may truly taste freedom. Dorm 306 stands today taller and stronger than ever. Apply for Asylum, Citizenship, or a Travel visa today to truly taste freedom.

11/09/2017

Announcement from the Minister of Foreign Affairs: "As of November 8th, 2017, The Great and Free Dorm of 306 will no longer be accepting Request for Asylum Forms A-1 and A-2. New A-2.1 Forms are now available for submission. Furthermore, if any accepted asylum holders or citizens of the Great Dorm have suggestions for the further development and perfection of these forms or the bureaucratic process, please feel free to slip a signed note underneath the Grand Gate of Dorm 306. Additionally, any citizen wishing to hold or run for a position in the upcoming government of the Great Dorm should contact, at their most convenient opportunity, one of the founders."

Glory to the Dorm.

11/08/2017

Announcement from the Minister of Foreign Affairs: "As of November 7th, 2017, The Great and Free Dorm of 306 will be accepting Applications for Citizenship. Today we find ourselves in a time defined by crisis, peril, and tyranny. The Great Dorm offers a haven of freedom and a bulwark of liberty against the unyielding, raging torrent of oppression which plagues so many many souls today. If you're searching for a truly free place, then we encourage you to submit an Application today."

Forms are located outside the Great and Free Dorm of 306, formerly known as Room 306 in Bullock Hall.

11/07/2017

Announcement from the Minister of Foreign Affairs: "As of November 7th, 2017, The Great and Free Dorm of 306 will be accepting Requests of Asylum. If you or someone you know is seeking freedom from the oppression which shackles those not living in a free land such as this one, please submit a Request Form for immediate processing. We hope to provide freedom to all in our sovereign land, and that project begins today with our offering asylum to all oppressed persons of the world."

Forms are located outside the fully independent Dorm 306 formerly known as Room 306, in Bullock Hall.

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