Dick Jenkins, P.I.

Dick Jenkins, P.I. Get some Dick into your Life! Dick Jenkins, Professional Icebreaker and Social Lubricator Dick Jenkins, Professional Icebreaker. Dick Jenkins, P.I.!

You’re tired of feeling like a chump because you never know anybody at the company party…

You can’t stand the awkward silence when you’re riding the bus and everyone around you is strung up tighter than a piano wire…

You love skiing by yourself but hate pairing up with a stranger on the lift back up the mountain…

If these situations sound familiar then you need Dick! Hi, I’m Dick and for an aff

ordable rate, I will:

-Start conversations with strangers at the location of your choosing.

-Be your old college roommate visiting from Idaho.

-Be your instantly much less attractive wingman at an exotic discothèque.

-Accompany you to Hometown Buffet so you won’t look like a fat and friendless pig. I can also moderate your next group counseling session or intervention. Perfect for:
The DMV
The Dentist’s Office
Subways
Locker Rooms
Apple Stores
Driver Retraining Classes
S*x Shops
In line at the Polls on Election Day
Waiting on an Oil Change at Lynch Toyota

Everybody Loves Dick!

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Westlake, OH
06043

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