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03/06/2012

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03/06/2012

Attack Watch Employee of the Month: Attack Watch would like to recognize Mdongfungo Obobo as Attack Watch Employee of the Month! This honor was bestowed upon him by Comrade Obama. Mdongfungo Obobo was adopted by Obama in 2010 and he graduated from the University of Chicago where he excelled in courses including: Progressivism 101, Critical Race Theory 406, Global Warming 308, and Pretentious Douchbaggery 405. Führer Obama was Mdongfungo Obobo's professor for all his classes (Führer Obama knows everything). Obobo is most well known for breaking the story from the Federal Geography Commission showing there were more than 50 states in the U.S. Obobo also managed the updates for the Occupy Seal Island, South Africa movement, and more recently broke the Congressman Schultz/Fluke story. Remember! Get the Facts! Fight the Smears! Atttttaaaaccck Waaaaatch! Remember to send in those tips!

03/06/2012

FACT CHECK: Tonight, Attack Watch has confirmed that the sexy college coed, Sandra Fluke, is indeed a slut. Even more disturbing, it appears Fluke has been Congressman Debbie Wasserman Schultz dressed in drag the entire time. Attack Watch operatives snapped this picture as the Congressman of Florida was taking off his feminine mask. When asked about the Barack Obama d***o Congressman Schultz had no comment. Source: Photo taken of Congressman Schultz in his Washington, D.C. office. Remember! Send in the tips! Get the Facts! Fight the smears! Atttaaaack Waaaatch!!!!!

03/05/2012

Attack Watch Breaking News: Attack Watch has met with Comrade Obama before his meeting with Israeli President Benjamin Netanyahu. We will be launching a full scale assault on conservatives that are claiming the sexy, spunky coed of Georgetown Law School, Sandra Fluke, is a slut. Attack Watch will be releasing a report in the near future. Remember, Get the facts! Fight the Smears! Attaaaaack Waaaaatch!

01/17/2012

Attack Watch is proud to announce the release of a new sister page in support of the Occupy Seal Island, South Africa Movement. The page should be launched in the near future. Remember! Get the facts! Fight the smears! Atttaaack Waaaaaaaaatch! Oh and don't forget to send in your tips!

01/16/2012

Attention Occupy Wallstreeters: There will be an Occupy Seal Island, South Africa rally starting at 10:00 a.m. In order to save Earth's natural resources and prevent global warming/global climate change boating is not recommended. The preferred method of reaching Seal Island is swimming. Get the Facts! Fight The Smears! Attaaaack Waaaatch!

11/30/2011

Remember...send in accusations you have overheard against Führer Obama so we can prove them wrong. Those who give Atttaack Waaatch good tips will be entered into a raffel to receive a shiny new pin to put on their Gestapo uniform. Remember, get the facts! Fight the smears! Attaaack Waaatch!

09/23/2011

Attack Watch's Du***ss of the Week Award goes to Elizabeth Warren. Congratulations! Remember...Get the facts! Fight the smears! Atttttaaack Waaaaatch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htX2usfqMEs&feature=player_embedded

Elizabeth Warren discussing the debt crisis, fair taxation and other important issues as part of her talking tour.

09/20/2011

Fun Obama Fact of the Day: For a brief period in his life, President Barack Obama was raised by a pride of lions in Kenya at the Dodori National Wildlife Reserve.

09/20/2011

FACT CHECK: Conservatives tell huge lies about President Barack Obama's intelligence. Tonight the Attack Watch team has debunked a common rethuglican claim that our Führer is semi-retarded/stupid. Earlier today, Attack Watch acquired one of President Barack Obama's academic records from the Harvard School of Law. This examination comes from Barack Obama's Critical Race Theory: LAW-34235A class and proves Barack Obama is a genius. As you can see, Obama scored a 105, a perfect score. The test was originally scheduled on 10/7/1988 but due to a "community organizing" event Obama had to reschedule for the following day, Saturday. Conservative lie...torched to a crisp. Source: President Barack Obama's critical race theory assessment. Remember! Send the tips! Get the facts! Fight the smears! Attack Waaaaatch!

09/19/2011

Fun Obama Fact of the Day: Barack Obama's sensational new website, AttackWatch.com, translates to "Facebook Gestapo" in German.

09/19/2011

UPDATE: Attack Watch will be releasing some of Barack Obama's academic records from Harvard University. This will debunk the claim by conservatives that Barack Obama is stupid. These records will show President Barack Obama is a "genius", as well as being a "straight A student" at one of the most prestigious institutions in the United States of America. Remeber to report your tips! Get the facts! Fight the smears! Atttaaaack Waaaatch!