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This is Space Force America! Space Force is Necessary for American Safety. America must DOMINATE Space. DJT 2018

04/13/2025

Just landed back on Earth as we are concerned that DOGE might consider our extremely necessary branch of the military a wasteful spend!

So, where can we Space Cadets find a good SpaceForce Bar? Free cosmos for the troops!!

01/01/2025

Happy New Year Space Cadets!

12/25/2024

Merry Christmas all you space cadets!

11/28/2024

Happy Thanksgiving future space cadets from all us active duty space junkies out here in sector 9 of the Turkdurkin Nebulous Region keeping you safe from our known and unknown invaders!

Have a safe and wonderful holiday with family and friends!

04/09/2024

Hello space cadets and junkies! We are thrilled to announce, to the dismay of all Star Wars fans, that yesterday’s eclipse was caused by the moon! did a flyby of the phenomenon to put everyone’s mind at ease!

Tax dollars well spent! We were even sent a picture of us by our leader, Space Commander Raffi. We are the small ship just bottom-right of the picture!

On behalf of Space Force, we apologize for the delay in posting as there aren't that many hot-spots out here. Even out by the sun!

Stay safe Space Cadets.

12/25/2023

Merry Christmas Space Cadets!

07/04/2023

Happy Independence Day America! Rest assured your dedicated Space Cadets and Space Leaders are hard at work up here keeping you all safe.

One again, we celebrated days ago since we have travelled light years over the past several earth years and therefore are a few days ahead of you all. This message was sent Sunday, for instance.

I think you get it! Anyways…Happy 4th of July!

07/16/2022

Attention Space Cadets! Be sure to follow our Instagram account,

06/24/2022

Attention Earth Dwellers: Look up into the sky these next couple of nights and see what we have already zoomed past. FIVE planets visible with naked eye and the rest with telescope.

Our Fleet is to the North West of Pluto.

We are running low on fuel and no BP in sight yet...Space Cadets are getting hangry due to lack of solid foods and only Original Tang is left to drink.

Keeping you all safe from the nothing that we've encountered so far is our mission. Pew Pew!

06/19/2022

Happy Father' Day to all fathers of our Cadets and Commanders. To our cadets keep it in your pants men! We won't be back to earth for 2 years and ain't nobody on this ship cleaning up after a birth! Stay Safe earth dwellers.

12/25/2021

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays from Space Force. We have traveled millions of miles away from earth so aren't really on the same time scheme as everyone else so Christmas is sometime on your Wednesday next week as we flew to the west...wait westward...whatever. May the joy of the season be with you all.

Fun Fact: there are no turkeys in space. Other than us.

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