02/02/2026
We think we’ve gotten the winter messages across to all the reasonable adults.
So naturally, we consulted with our School Resource Officers to help translate this message into a language the youths can understand:
You drove earlier and said, “Roads are fine, honestly kinda mid. Like… 67”
Mother Nature said, “Bet” 😌
For real, for real, temps are about to drop into their villain era, and ice patches are spawning and tomorrow morning’s drive might be sus.
You might have 4WD, AWD, confidence, and main-character energy, but bestie… you 👏 cannot 👏 drive 👏 on👏 ice.
If you don’t need to go out, stay home, fam.
Warm. Safe. Unbothered. We’re not salty.
If you do drive:
• Slow down (this isn’t a side quest)
• Leave space (tailgating is sus)
• Brake early or your whip might get yeeted into a ditch
Tomorrow morning is not the time to test your skills, your luck, or physics.
Ice does not care about confidence or vibes.🤷♂️
Drive smart. Stay safe. Slay responsibly. We love you, Tega Cay 🫶