06/17/2026
Now we know who to blame! Thanks, Moline... đ
https://www.facebook.com/MolinePolice/posts/pfbid024FWzbomxLg8pb8Ny5dbLxxpfDbMPYpt1jN53eRe227Mwmvc19xrrpjSj1NvY3jYgl
Sorry about all the rain, this might be our fault.
Last Friday we ordered several watercraft to expand our fleet. We ordered jet skis, submersible vehicles, hovercrafts and a yacht so we can respond in all elements while looking magnificently awesome.
They were delivered on Monday and then of course torrential rainfall today. It's like the guy that buys a new snow blower and the next day is snows 12". We are that guy.
If you actually believed that we ordered a fleet of watercraft on Friday and it was delivered on Monday, we are glad you are still reading this far...because this is not true.
We don't have special watercraft to navigate high waters and we are guessing you don't either, so don't try to drive through high water.
The rain is stopping soon and the water will recede but until it does please drive safe.
We will be there if you need us, just might be a bit wet today âď¸đ