02/13/2026
ATTENTION! If you or a loved one is suffering from
-Mood Swings
-Staring into the fridge like it owes you money
-Random life stress
-Saying “It’s Fine” when It’s clearly a dumpster fire
You may be eligible for… FUDGE THERAPY
No prescription needed
Side effects may include: Unexplained happiness, sudden generosity (or not), and improved attitude.
$5 +tax each
OR
Buy 4, Get 2 FREE (because math is hard when you’re craving sugar)
Come get yours before it leaves for a better life