09/11/2026
🚨 BREAKING: SLITHERY SUSPECT ESCAPES!
A suspicious character was spotted lurking around the pound this morning. 🐍
I approached the suspect to conduct an investigation, but before I could question him… HE FLED THE SCENE. 😂
The suspect was last seen slithering away at a high rate of speed and successfully evaded capture.
After further review, the suspect has been identified as a harmless ring-necked snake, so no pursuit will be initiated. He is considered cute, non-dangerous, and free to go about his snakey business.
Case status: SUSPECT GOT AWAY. 🐍💨
Just another day at Megan’s Paws & Claws. 😂🐾🐍