Savannah Sheriff’s Office

03/16/2026

If Saint Patrick was able to banish all the snakes from Ireland, maybe he could do us all a solid and come get Jesse Cole tf out of Savannah 🤔

03/13/2026

We’ve been getting a lot of messages asking who runs this page.
We’d say your mom, but that fat hoe hasn’t run for anything except the ice cream truck since 1998.

03/09/2026

Effingham County Sheriff's Office I guess we can just file this one under “ah farts.”

03/09/2026

Since summer is coming up, this is your friendly reminder that the cost of a parking ticket on Tybee is exactly the same as the cost to legally park on Tybee. Don’t let those dips**ts take your money without working for it 😎

02/15/2026

Georgia Power can lick our butt 🖕🏻

The oak, which has lived to see the founding of the United States, faces removal for a Georgia Power expansion project.

10/07/2025

We went for a walk in Bonaventure Cemetery the other day, and at one point a homeless man popped up from behind a gravestone. “Morning,” we said.
“No,” he replied. “Just taking a s**t.”

04/16/2025

We have some time off this weekend! Looking forward to a nice, peaceful, quiet, relaxing day at the beach. Hope it’s not too crowded!

02/21/2025

It’s so cold out this morning we saw Jesse Cole with his hands in his own pockets 🥶

02/20/2025

***TRAFFIC ALERT***
All lanes of I-516 between Rincon and White Bluff Road will be closed on Friday, February 21st because it smells like s**t.

02/19/2025

Just out of curiosity, what exception to the necessity for a search warrant do you believe applies here to give you the right to enter someone’s vehicle without their consent? What would you do if you discovered a dead body or a bag of fentanyl and the evidence was deemed inadmissible due to the illegal manner in which it was obtained? Or to put it simply, WHAT THE F**K WERE YOU THINKING?

EDIT: Don’t get it twisted. SPD changed their original post and deleted comments of people saying they left business cards INSIDE their vehicles. First the violation of rights, now the cover up. They really think you’re stupid.

02/18/2025

Does anyone know a good lawyer? This morning we were at the Dunkin' drive-thru getting some coffee and snackin’ bacon, and when the lady handed us our order K-9 Bark Wahlberg barked real loud in the back seat and we dropped our coffee and burned our wiener.