Kelly Slater Pro Skater

12/29/2025

🚨 DOCTORS HATE ME 🚨
For 17 long years I was a prisoner in my own body.

I had Irritable Bowel Syndrome 😔
Missed birthdays.
Missed dates.
Missed buses because my gut said “not today, champ.”

Doctors told me:
❌ “Manage your stress”
❌ “Try fibre”
❌ “This is your life now”

But they NEVER told me about THE CURE.

One night at 3:17am, hunched over on the toilet, scrolling Facebook Marketplace… I found it.
A simple, natural cure Big Pharma DOES NOT want you to know about.

Within 72 hours:
✅ My gut healed
✅ My confidence returned
✅ I could leave the house without mapping public toilets
✅ I started thinking clearer
✅ My aura realigned

Now?
I live free.
I travel.
I trust my farts again.
And yes… I’ve made millions of dollars since discovering this cure 💰💰💰

All from a man who once feared a long car ride.

If you or someone you love is still living in digestive darkness, don’t wait.

👇👇👇
Comment “The Cure” below and I will DM you the secret
👇👇👇

(Before they take this post down)

12/15/2025

🚨💸 HOW I MADE $7.4 MILLION IN 3 WEEKS (NO EXPERIENCE) 💸🚨

I used to wake up BROKE.
Now I wake up RICH, relaxed, and spiritually aligned with my bank account.

Here’s how 👇👇👇

Step 1️⃣
I stopped buying coffee ☕❌

Step 2️⃣
I “manifested abundance” by staring aggressively at my banking app for 45 minutes a day

Step 3️⃣
I joined a PRIVATE, ELITE, INVITE-ONLY WEALTH CIRCLE (it’s just me and my mate Steve)

🔥 BONUS STEP 🔥
I post vague inspirational quotes on Facebook like:
“People laugh at you until you make it. Then they ask how.”

Now the money just comes to me.
Bills? ❌
Stress? ❌
Financial literacy? ❌

💰 IF YOU WANT FINANCIAL FREEDOM 💰
👉 Like
👉 Comment “HUSTLE”
👉 DM me “I’m ready”

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
This is NOT for everyone.
You must be willing to:
• Wake up at 4:37am
• Own at least one notebook
• Pretend you understand crypto

Remember:
If it sounds too good to be true…
…it’s because you don’t believe in yourself 💯

06/29/2025

What's everyone been listening too? I just love the That lead break 😮‍💨 in this song top tune I just love it so thought id share it to u guys. But yeah send any song recomedations here always bigg lover of the musos

Love bands like INXS and Iris by the go goo girls
Anyway just thoghht Id share what I've been listening to here hha

cheers 👍

05/25/2025

Rut row raggie

05/22/2025

WHY WONT THEY LIKE ME

05/22/2025

My butt health is no joke!

05/21/2025

Challenges are gifts that force us to search for a new center of gravity. Don't fight them. Just find a new way to stand.

05/21/2025

When the doctor inserts (their) finger into my a**s

I feel as though a light has shone

A great release of my symptom

So why can I not bring myself to enter my own dark chamber

It escapes me

A giggle may have come forth from my body

I don’t know, I cannot recall

But my kindredness for my fellow man, was felt

For that I am

Cocksure

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05/18/2025

Just imaging all my freinds during these time s xx thank you

Our amazing Wonder Woman is trying to give us some hope and lift our spirits by singing Imagine by John Lennon with other stars. I love her!!!

04/18/2025

07/26/2021

Why would you create something on the surface, but give it no depth…