San Francisco Board of Supervisors Parody

07/31/2022

Check out these books, movies and guides for children (and their families) before we cut back San Francisco Public Library’s budget and give it to our boys in blue instead. We value Cops before Books!

Mind Over Matter : Children's Edition by SFPL_Family - a staff-created list : Books, Movies, and Guides to stress relief, self care, and the importance of mental health.

07/31/2022

We as a Board will investigate this immediately!! Fraud in our overvalued bubble real estate market is UNNACCEPTABLE and requires the full weight of the city government! The only developments approved in our wonderful city are the ones WE benefit from!

07/31/2022

We as a Board stand firm with our representative House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in needlessly poking a sleeping dragon!

Chinese officials have threatened military action if U.S. house speaker Nancy Pelosi visits Taiwan during a congressional trip to Asia. China claims the self-ruling island of Taiwan is a part of its territory. https://cbsn.ws/3PZC9OA

07/31/2022

Thank goodness we didn’t have to order San Francisco Police Department to crack down. That would’ve been a disaster! One day strikes make our lives as the Board easier. Thank you residents!!

Tenderloin Housing Clinic workers strike for 24 hours as Randy Shaw and city representatives shift blame for low pay.

07/31/2022

We COULD retrofit them into , but that would require empathy. Which we shamelessly have none.

“If she’s not enthusiastic, what’s the point?”

07/31/2022

It means you’re on your own, again. No, we do not plan on expanding nor do we plan on taking measures to protect our local businesses if we decide to enforce another lockdown.

SF reported its first case of monkeypox on June 3 and cases have continued to increase since then. The risk to the general population from…

07/31/2022

We as a Board now reverse our previous statement about Twitter, and now come out in support for Facebook as a less restrictive platform to put out our press releases.

At 5:00p tonight, we were informed by staffers that we have been locked out of our Twitter account for no reason explained. This violation of free speech is against what we as San Franciscans value as free expression, and we are not pleased.

Might have to change some Zoning laws about their Headquarters if they keep this up….

07/30/2022

When we said we were going to increase San Francisco Police Department’s budget…. We were dead serious. Our boys in blue will protect and serve our residents hold back a potential homeless invasion for the foreseeable future!!!

07/30/2022

We as a Board, will not consider our promises fulfilled nor our tenures complete until we transform our beautiful city into this utopian paradise!

07/29/2022

This is why we LOATHE Board meetings... We like orderly, quiet, and polite meetings instead of this RABBLE!

San Francisco has its third mayor in just three weeks, after the San Francisco Board of Supervisors voted 6-3 Tuesday night to appoint Supervisor Mark Farrel...

07/29/2022

In an interview, Mayor London Breed condemned the proposal as a move by Democratic Socialists, of which Supervisor Dean Preston is one, to exert more “control and power,” and lamented that the charter amendment was not subject to public input before Preston introduced it. This radicalism of even year elections will depress the vote and not inspire confidence for residents to maintain representative and responsive democracy. We stand with our Mayor in condemning this extremist act of voting reform!

After four elections in 2022, San Francisco voters may choose to give themselves a break in 2023, as The City is one step closer to holding city elections in even