10/31/2020
Public Announcement:
Board members of The Umbrella Corporation were shocked to learn Thursday the former members of the Umbrella Corporation & Oaklawn Cemetery had allegedly committed su***de while in Federal custody. Coined the “Filthy 13” by members of the press for being “dirty” ; these former employees of the Umbrella Corporation had been indicted by a Federal Grand Jury for trafficking human remains, illegal bio-genetic research and corruption.
The former employees were scattered throughout the United States and were being held in no less than six separate Federal facilities. Critics of the Umbrella Corporation are calling for an investigation into the deaths and allege the deaths were part of a massive conspiracy to cover up illicit activities of the Umbrella Corporation.
As proof, critics point out that in every Federal detention Center, the cameras mounted outside the cells had “failed” one to three days prior to the alleged su***des. None of the cameras, in some instances multiple cameras on a single cell, were functioning during the incidents. Federal officials refuse to comment citing “pending investigation”.
The Umbrella Corporation is saddened by the deaths of these former employees and denies any wrong doing. The Umbrella Corporation proudly stands by its motto: "Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life" and "Our Business Is Life Itself"……….
