GIRLSPIT

GIRLSPIT Gay space synth punk from Richmond, Virginia. GET IN THE SPIT PIT. Gay space synth punk from Richmond, VA.

🎂Happy huge honkin birthday to our really genuine, kind, goofy 🅱️ada$$ drummer Rosa!!! 🎈Between killing it with those be...
02/06/2024

🎂Happy huge honkin birthday to our really genuine, kind, goofy 🅱️ada$$ drummer Rosa!!!

🎈Between killing it with those beats, crushing miles on bike adventures, organizing for unions and fighting for q***r and trans rights in school board meetings and more she’s our mf ⚔️HERO⚔️ We love her so much and we are so dang lucky.

🥁We’re not playing again till March but come see her rip it on the 8th at .rva with and and yell happy birthday just for good measure!!!
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📸 by .ordsoup .unofficial

This is why we love ✨Richmond✨🖤🔫A Gun Hole Love Story in 5 parts🔫🖤Blessings be upon thee weary pilgrims for the gods and...
02/01/2024

This is why we love ✨Richmond✨
🖤🔫A Gun Hole Love Story in 5 parts🔫🖤

Blessings be upon thee weary pilgrims for the gods and goddesses shine down upon us and present their holes for all to be baptized in spit. AMEN GOBBLESS 👼🙏

For we have been chosen to be the recipients of a girthy vision, an oasis in the concrete desert, and salvation spread across the city as the James river itself runs full of spit. For we are protected from the forces of fascism, bigotry, rpd, and Stoney himself by
T H E G U N H O L E
an all powerful being, strapped up with the rootinist tootinist cowboy killer of them all. Texas Red ain’t gonna be dealing with the Texas Ranger (cause Acab) but is gonna be dealing with this Big Iron on our collective hip. From candles to flight bottles, drugs to Harley’s thong: the hole accepts all gifts from those with equally full holes.

We can only assume thru scriptures that our show at Saturday with and conjured up this magnificent icon. But we couldn’t have done it without you: our loyal disciples of debauchery.

Go forth and spread the good word!
“Spit be with you
and also with you”
💦💦🔫💦💦

💧 GIRLCRY GIRLCRY GIRLCRY 💧YOU begged pleaded and WEPT now here it is GIRLSPIT +  tonight at the Camel 😵‍💫🌀 it's never t...
01/27/2024

💧 GIRLCRY GIRLCRY GIRLCRY 💧YOU begged pleaded and WEPT now here it is GIRLSPIT + tonight at the Camel 😵‍💫🌀 it's never too early to start the life you want. Do it TONIGHT. FOR US. WITH US!! With starting us off so get there on time to melt the dancefloor and build each other back up again ⚡🌀🌈




📸 1 + 6, 3, .ordsoup rest

🚨*SUPER SERIOUS ANNOUNCEMENT*🚨*THE WAREHOUSE IS CLOSED DUE TO BEING FLOODED*…WITH SPIT 💦💦💦On December 9th the year of ou...
12/13/2023

🚨*SUPER SERIOUS ANNOUNCEMENT*🚨
*THE WAREHOUSE IS CLOSED DUE TO BEING FLOODED*
…WITH SPIT 💦💦💦

On December 9th the year of our goddess 2023, a devastating tidal wave of spit swept thru rva leaving not a single dry soul as far as the eye can see. There were no survivors. Officials are still on the hunt for the primary suspects, the dastardly coalition of gay space punk bandits simply know to the world as GIRLSPIT. Authorities are still sifting thru the clues left behind on their recently released inconspicuous recorded manifesto GIRLSPIT FOREVER to try and ascertain just why in fact this trio is depressed again…

Until they are apprehended, you are warned to stay inside, lock your doors, close your mouths, stay dehydrated, and definitely NOT step foot at Banditos Burrito Lounge on Dec 29 along with Headscratcher, Circle Breaker, and Oh Devil unless that is you reallyyyyy support abortion access with help from Richmond Reproductive Freedom Project 👀

Thankfully Piranha Rama Destructo Disk Black Plastic and WRIR 97.3 FM Richmond Independent Radio's Head Empty Radio were there on Saturday to try and stem the tide, but it seems they might have done more damage than good by making things even wetter 🌊💧🌧️

STAY ALERT OUT THERE AND BE WARY OF ANYONE THAT IS HUMMING BARBRA STREISAND DUCKSAUCE WHILE ASKING YOU TO SPIT IN THEIR MOUTH ‼️

Huge thank you to the Auricular for the review, check it out!
12/09/2023

Huge thank you to the Auricular for the review, check it out!

Pay attention, local music fans. GIRLSPIT has officially arrived. After bursting onto the scene this past summer with their debut performances at Bandito’s and Crescent Collective, this forceful trio has now put out GIRLSPIT FOREVER into the streaming world, a four-track recording that the band de...

🏳️‍🌈⛓️DEMO DROP💦⛓️ Have YOU ever laid awake late at night, longing for another fleeting moment in the embrace of the SPI...
12/08/2023

🏳️‍🌈⛓️DEMO DROP💦⛓️ Have YOU ever laid awake late at night, longing for another fleeting moment in the embrace of the SPIT PIT? Caressed by the sweet tremolo HUM of a keytar, the ROAR of the bass surging through you, and the drums pounding inside you like a Lovense plug who’s Bluetooth controller you’ve long since lost?? Well strap in cause you're in luck!!

Straight from our intergalactic transceivers to your hearts, we give you GIRLSPIT FOREVER, our debut demo and first piece of GIRLSPIT sonic history! 📡📡 An album for the end of the world and the beginning of lifting yourself off the floor, from your favorite DIY synth punk collective.

Available on all streaming services (links in bio) RIGHT NOW. Show us your DEVOTION to HYDRATION by smashing that repeat button all night long.

But if you really want something special, COME OUT TOMORROW December 9th to our show at the Warehouse to cop a ~limited edition~ liquid token of our LOVE to YOU: a vial of our very own GIRL SPIT encased with album download codes. These are HOT HOT HOT so come take us home with you to hold close when the world feels cold. Cause when all is lost, GIRLSPIT is there 💘

All the love to .critts for mixing, mastering and recording, to for album art photography, to for being the perfect studio, and to all joining us in our unrelenting quest to WET the worlds dries. You’ll never have to worry about being thirsty again. Promise 💦 

Love, 
Sera, Harley, and Rosa
x GIRLSPIT FOREVER x

Free show tonight at Gallery5 for RVA Krampusnacht First Friday with artists, burlesque, and yours truly 🪦🪦 We're on at ...
12/01/2023

Free show tonight at Gallery5 for RVA Krampusnacht First Friday with artists, burlesque, and yours truly 🪦🪦 We're on at 9! RVA First Fridays

RVA KRAMPUSNACHT
YULETIDE MONSTERS
GALLERY5
DECEMBER FIRST FRIDAY
MUSICAL ACTS!

We can’t have a Yuletide Monsters First Friday without some rockin’ bands on the stage! Be sure to get there in time to witness and get down with the sonic sounds of GIRLSPIT and The Embalmers!

GIRLSPIT: 9pm
Q***r femme trio bringing you the sweatiest anthems to fill all your dance punk desires!

The Embalmers: 9:45pm
The surf-psych-garage a-go-go band that’s rocked the G5 stage many a time will end the night with shimmies, shakes, and fancy footwork to get those yuletide monsters dancing the night away!

Gallery5 First Friday events are always free to enter!

We suggest you get there early!



💦GIRLSPIT DEMO RELEASE SHOW DECEMBER 9 SAT🏳️‍🌈WAREHOUSE 7PM DOORS $15INHABITANTS OF EARTH, you have received us live in ...
11/22/2023

💦GIRLSPIT DEMO RELEASE SHOW DECEMBER 9 SAT
🏳️‍🌈WAREHOUSE 7PM DOORS $15

INHABITANTS OF EARTH, you have received us live in concert, now PREPARE to take us home with YOU!!! For all those who've wanted GIRLSPIT in YOUR ears, hearts, and beds at all hours till the end of time, to those who've awaited the soundtrack to the fall of man and the rise of the NECROSLUTS, we present our first offering:

GIRLSPIT FOREVER, a GIRLSPIT demo!! ⛓️⚔️💀 Recorded at Rag & Bones Bicycle Co-op and mixed and mastered by Sea from Black Plastic.

To be released only in vials of purest GIRLSPIT (and all major streaming platforms + Bandcamp) on 12/9. These vials will only be available for purchase at this show so come get a slice of US!! 💦

And to celebrate this offspring of degeneracy, we've invited our friends Piranha Rama, Destructo Disk, and Black Plastic, to join us PLUS the DJs of Head Empty Radio to keep the spit rave going til the wee hours (or at least 1am or smth depending on what the Warehouse wants that nite!). COME GET SOME! DECEMBER 9. WAREHOUSE!! DM FOR ADDY OR ASK A SPITPUNK

📸 1 Courage & Co Photography, rest .ordsoup except last
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Y'all are the best we love you 💖

Masquerave this evening. Memento mori 🌙🩸8 o'clock, Wharf, DM for addyx GIRLSPIT FOREVER x
11/03/2023

Masquerave this evening. Memento mori 🌙🩸

8 o'clock, Wharf, DM for addy

x GIRLSPIT FOREVER x

Big thank ms to The Auricular for the shoutout, come see us Tuesday and check out other rad shows! ❤️‍🔥
10/18/2023

Big thank ms to The Auricular for the shoutout, come see us Tuesday and check out other rad shows! ❤️‍🔥

FEATURED SHOW Champagne Jam ’23 Day One: Friday, October 20, 7 PM Valkyrie, The Goddamn Gallows, Old Gun Road Day Two: Saturday, October 21, 7 PM Scott H. Biram, White Trash Messiahs, Shane Kelley & The Speedloaders @ Cobra Cabana – $20 per night, $30 for both nights (order tickets HERE) There.....

GIRLSPIT facts corner 💦📚The longest recorded camel spit distance on record was 121 feet. Keep those lofty   and   in min...
10/17/2023

GIRLSPIT facts corner 💦📚
The longest recorded camel spit distance on record was 121 feet. Keep those lofty and in mind when you get those humps to the The Camel next Tuesday 10/24 for our next Black Masse of Spit and Debaucherie with Strawberry Moon Closet Space and Grocer . No initiates shall be turned away from this oasis!! Come thirsty.

But hold on to your dromedaries, we heard your cries and wails. 'Give us goth catpunk GIRLSPIT!!' you demanded. We LISTENED. You were HEARD. Thanks for a purrfect evening with our bonded pairs Serqet and Carrellee as we lit up and smoked out at Fuzzy Cactus RVA with fog machine on full blast. We can't wait to come back and get prickly with y'all again.

Infinite thanks to HeySubodh and w.ordsoup for these amazing photos!! And check the sick patch w.ordsoup made too. Yalls creativity continues to knock us on our butts. Till next week! Stay spoopy 🦇🦇

x GIRLSPIT FOREVER x

🏴‍☠️what’s up cycle s***s here’s a LIFE UPDATE1. Harley got to play in the cage she made!!! 2. Harley had to promptly le...
10/05/2023

🏴‍☠️what’s up cycle s***s here’s a LIFE UPDATE
1. Harley got to play in the cage she made!!!
2. Harley had to promptly leave that cage because it was not built for playing double synth, but alas, we’ll try anything once!! Hire us to play your wedding, your funeral, your party to announce your own disappearance!! We’ll scale a building, jump a fire, give it our all 100% best try at every turn. I mean, one of these lovely faces drank their own p**s for points in the alley cat THIS VERY SAME DAY so there’s nothing we won’t do for you.
3. Thank you forever and ever, cycle s***s near and far, for having us play a silly set at an event we really loved helping with. We had a great time making art, outfits, videos and more and we’re hoping to have some 🎶 and some 🎥 to share soon.
4. Till then catch our next show!!! Happening less than a week from today!! We’re at Fuzzy Cactus RVA with Serqet and CARRALLEE, come get your groove on to synth magic 🪄
Pictures by our friend .ordsoup 🪩

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