The Conti Mansion

02/10/2014

So you can no longer check into me on Facebook, because I am not a business or a public place... that is horse s**t in my opinion. How will people know that people are here enjoying me? I am a sad panda right now.

12/01/2013

I'm lit up like a mother fu**er!

12/14/2012

Wow, it is really cold outside... I wish someone would spike my oil so I can get my drunk on while heating myself up.

05/31/2012

My pool is open. You can go swimming, but don't you dare come inside me afterwords and get me all wet.

03/02/2012

I always knew the humans that party at me were just a bunch of Monkeys.

Funny Drunk Monkeys - 300 years ago vervet monkeys were brought into the island of St. Kitts, in the Caribbean, from West Africa along with slaves serving th...

02/23/2012

Stop drilling holes in me! It hurts!!!!!

02/02/2012

Insulation is going in my attic... it's going to get a lot nicer up in myself!

01/26/2012

It smells awful in here....

01/22/2012

I want to thank the flesh bags for spilling wine all over me last night.... jerks.

01/10/2012

My human overlords just sit there and watch the TV... they should be thanking me for keeping them warm, but no, they are just so ungrateful.

01/06/2012

I don't like that the female human is taking down my Christmas Decorations...