06/18/2026
🔥🌲 Family Vacation Survival Guide: Campfire Edition
Nothing says “quality family bonding” like arguing over marshmallows in the woods. But let’s keep it from turning into a cautionary tale.
If you’re attempting a campfire, please:
- Use an actual fire ring (not “that flat rock that seems fine”)
- Keep the fire small and manageable (this is not a contest with your campsite neighbors of who can build the biggest fire)
- Clear away dry grass, leaves, and anything that looks slightly flammable
- Keep water and a shovel nearby (yes, this is required, not optional props)
And whatever you do, do NOT leave the fire unattended. Not even “just for a second.”
When you’re done, fully extinguish it with water, stir the ashes, and make sure everything is cool to the touch.
A safe campfire keeps the vacation fun, the forest intact, and your trip from becoming the story everyone tells at Thanksgiving.
