Palmer Ambulance Service

05/23/2026

Hey yo Professional Firefighters of Palmer Local 5564

I know some of ya'll dont like me and think I'm an as***le but...

Since your own "leadership" won't do it publicly - Happy EMS week (I even gave them the entire week before having to put them on blast). Doing TWO jobs for one salary is wild work. You are appreciated 🫡

Remember that the Town of Palmer and the Palmer Fire Department do not give a f**k about you, no matter what they say to your face. These people are merely in it for themselves and that is their only motivation. When times get tough - and they will - they'll drop your ass like a hot frying pan (as evidenced by their lack of public support for you during this EMS week).

Did you even get burgers and glizzys?

05/23/2026

"We literally post every date and time that we abandon our ambulance and violate the EMS system regulations on Facebook".

My FOIA requests show that you've already been investigated for this (and have been issued a notice of serious deficiency) on at least ONE occasion. Just let me know, I'll share the reports with you - they're hilarious.

Ya'll make it way too easy.

Do the Ware one, next.

Happy EMS week.

04/21/2026

I know the loyalists of cross dressing Clark still run back to him every time I post on this page and of course it makes its' way back to me, so here it is:

"bUt wHy wOuLdn'T yOu gO tO tHe bOaRd oF dIrEcToRs"

So funny you should mention that.

I did.

February of 2013 was the FIRST time I sat with the President of the Board of Directors for over 2 hours, in his office.

Within 24 hours, I was met with a hostile work environment, created by David Clark himself. Yelling, screaming, threats of termination, demotion, a "restructuring of HIS management team"... you name it.

So at that point, f**k it. It's literally not my responsibility to chase a board of directors about the wrong doings of their Executive Director - especially if it only makes my life and job more difficult. As I've said, he is a professional manipulator that successfully convinced the board I only "wanted his job" and that everything I was saying was a farce.

Look where that's gotten them now though - a monkey could have done a better job, considering the company no longer exists 😂🤣

04/09/2026

One of my favorite memories of Palmer Ambulance Service - the kleptomaniac executive director would steal things (think folding ladders, battery chargers, tools, shop vac's, etc.) and then walk around pretending like it was someone else. We all knew it was you. It's the only logical reason why you absolutely refused to install security cameras. 😂

02/13/2026

Three fire departments in this town is f**king re****ed and I'm tired of pretending its not.

01/28/2026

Or are they "career" EMTs now that occasionally get to drive the fire truck? 🤔🫣

12/25/2025

Sometimes, the best progress is made in silence.

Merry Christmas 🎅 🎄

12/24/2025

11/07/2025

...and they should be.

Is your plumber an electrician or a carpenter? No, of course not; they're two seperate trades. Then why are you expecting your firefighters to be EMTs and Paramedics?

The community should know that it was offered to your town manager to have the entirety of Palmer Ambulance Service donated to the town.

He said no, he only wanted the building.

So shortsighted. Look at the mess this town is in. This community needs to hold these leaders accountable for their poor decisions.

10/28/2025

Happy National First Responders' Day everyone!

Just know that you were always appreciated - even when you were told that every organizational failure was a result of YOU, the employee, not working hard enough, obtaining too many patient refusals or not dedicating more time than your already scheduled 60, 70, 80, 90 hour work weeks... and NEVER a result of David Clark's mismanagement or nepotism.

F**k that guy.