06/13/2026
Just a little weekend humor…
Imagine calling for a load of dirt and getting this invoice:
Dirt Price: $275
Then…
➕ Fuel Surcharge
➕ Loader Appreciation Fee
➕ Dispatch Convenience Fee
➕ Equipment Wellness Fee
➕ Environmental Appreciation Fee
And when the driver arrives:
“Would you like to leave a 20% tip?”
😂
No shots at restaurants. I know every industry has its own challenges. It just got me thinking how funny it would sound if we handled dirt sales the same way.
Around here, we try to keep it simple:
A load of dirt is a load of dirt.
What other fees should we have added to the joke invoice?
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