02/10/2026
Six More Weeks of Winter Shenanigans:
Just after 1 a.m., officers responded to a report of two juveniles entering an LDS church through a window, apparently overlooking both the hour and the locked doors. Police surrounded the building, at which point both suspects decided running would improve the situation. They were mistaken. An 18yo male was found with liquor, vapes, and a kitchen knife taken from inside the church, while a 16yo accomplice had ditched a firearm inside the building. One was taken to jail and the other to juvenile detention, both now facing multiple felony and misdemeanor charges.
Officer Steenblik responded to a strip mall parking lot after a male became upset when a Tesla swooped in on the parking spot he had intended to occupy. After finding another spot, the much larger male elected to Hulk-smash the Teslaโs side mirror before calmly entering a sushi restaurant. He was cited for Criminal Mischief but did get to finish his California roll.
The Orem City Center parking area remains under construction when an observant city employee noticed an unknown male actively stealing dirt. Yesโdirt. The 62yo male claimed he had permission to load up, a statement Officer Wolken considered with squinted eyes. He was released after the dirt was returned to its original pile.
Officers responded to an apartment building after a birthday party held after midnight generated a Public Peace call. Upon arrival, officers learned that a 32yo male who lived several doors down had already escalated the situation by threatening the partygoers with a firearm. The male, who had not been invited to the celebration, was arrested for Public Intoxication, Threat of Violence, Aggravated Assault, and additional related charges.
Officer Russell took a report at a local McDonaldโs after a female was assaulted in the drive-thru by a male behind her in line. The male had been honking and yelling incessantly. After a brief verbal exchange, the male chose violence, punching the victim in the face and causing serious injuries. He fled the scene but was later located and given an order of handcuffs with a side of Aggravated Assault charges .
Whether waiting for a parking spot, a party to end, or a breakfast menu to reappear, patience remains a useful skill. Officers will continue to assist when it is not exercised. -Sergeant Locke