06/04/2026
Apparently K-9 Fury was not happy about being left out of yesterday’s Facebook post featuring some of our other four-legged officers.
This morning I received several text messages expressing his disappointment and demanding equal representation. First, I’m not exactly sure how Fury got a cell phone. Second, I’m even less sure how he learned to text. Third, his grammar was surprisingly good for a dog.
The messages included things like:
“Did you forget who the real star of the K-9 Division is?”
“I hope those other dogs enjoyed their 15 minutes of fame.”
And my personal favorite:
“Accidents happen. Leaving Fury out twice would be intentional.”
So, in the interest of avoiding any further strongly worded text messages from a police K-9, here is Fury’s official appearance on our page.
For the record, Fury has since been paid in treats and tennis balls and has agreed not to report me to Internal Affairs.
At least that’s what his last text message said.
🐾📱😂