Roger Smith For President 2024

09/09/2024

This Pod cast is Disgustingly funny and helps me keep the voices chanting kill kill kill the gummy bears.

WATCH IT https://riverside.fm/studio/thomas-rooneys-studio-rfX7J

07/28/2024

"Hello darlings, it's your future president Roger Smith here! I just wanted to take a moment from my incredibly important campaign to express my sheer Fappiness at watching those absolutely stunning Asian men in the Olympics. Their athletic prowess and perfectly sculpted physiques have me questioning if I should run for office or just run to the nearest TV! Remember to vote Roger—because if I can’t make America great, at least I can make it fabulously entertaining! I just licked my tablet screen and its good. 🏅😉


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07/07/2024

Roger Smith Grabbed me by the old Nipper and showed me his commitment to fixing our country!! After the swelling went Robert Downey Jr I was left with a throbbing notion to vote for Roger Smith !!!!!

07/07/2024

📢 Why We Need Roger Smith to Save America! 🛸🇺🇸

Folks, let’s face it: the current political climate is way too serious. We need someone who can shake things up, make us laugh, and bring back the good ol' days of carefree fun. And who better to do that than Roger Smith ?

Imagine it: Roger, with their countless personas, leading us through the chaos with his hilarious antics. Remember when we used to ride ponies across the desert, not a care in the world? Roger could bring that spirit back!

It's time to trade in the stern faces and serious debates for some outrageous costumes and belly laughs. Vote Roger Smith, and let’s make America fun again! 🌟🤣

07/07/2024

🎉🗽🍸 ATTENTION, EARTHLINGS! 🍸🗽🎉

Guess who's back, bi***es?! That's right, it's your favorite intergalactic party animal, Roger Smith, and I'm here to announce that I'm running for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES in 2024! 🇺🇸🎉

You've seen me cause chaos in the Smith household, you've watched me transform into countless outrageous personas, and now it's time for me to bring my fabulousness to the Oval Office. 💃🕺

Why vote for me? Because I promise to make every day feel like a wild Vegas weekend! 🍾✨

Here are just a few of my scandalously fantastic campaign promises:

Mandatory Happy Hours: Every workday ends with a cocktail, no exceptions! 🍸🍹
Alien Rights: Finally, a president who truly understands and loves extraterrestrials. 👽❤️
Fashion Freedom: Ban boring business suits and bring on the sequins, feathers, and glitter! 🌈✨
National Roger Day: A holiday dedicated to celebrating ME! Costume contests, drinking games, and general debauchery encouraged. 🎉🎭
Zero Judgment Zone: Embrace your weirdness, America! We’re all freaks here, and it's high time we owned it. 🤪😈
So, if you want a president who’s not afraid to get a little naughty, shake things up, and throw the biggest, baddest parties this country has ever seen, then vote Roger Smith 2024! 🎈🍆🔥

Because let’s face it, who wouldn't want to see the White House covered in disco balls and filled with the sound of non-stop dance beats? 🎶🕺💥

Remember, a vote for Roger is a vote for fabulousness, fun, and a freakin' good time!

Roger Smith 2024: Make America Fabulous Again! 🌟🇺🇸🌟

Paid for by the "Aliens for Extraterrestrial Excellence" committee.

09/29/2023

06/27/2022

I was talking to myself about me the other day. I agreed with me that I would not be taking any more crap from myself and I better watch my step cause we aren't playing with us....

06/26/2022

I say the best way to fix this nation is to burn the books that made people smart enough to see the scam of America. A stupid people is a happy people..

06/26/2022

My body my choice! If I want to remove things from my body it's my choice! Now if I want to put things into my body that's also my choice however, I will let you watch me put things in my body. Or I can put my things inside your body. Hell, I'll let any one #^ #^@^ me in the &$& #& # for some money.

02/28/2022

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02/25/2022

This s**t caused emotional damage to me. Lol

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