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Baseball is such a slow sport, the fan is left with plenty of time to think up great lines - and plenty of opportunity t...
09/20/2015

Baseball is such a slow sport, the fan is left with plenty of time to think up great lines - and plenty of opportunity to deliver them. Baseball more than any other sport creates this atmosphere that's a combination of nothing happening (I read somewhere that the ball is in play for 5 minutes a game?), players who look deserted and friendless (i.e. outfielders), and fans who are there to enjoy themselves. The other major sports are either too fast, loud, or the action is too far away from the seats to be worth heckling.

There are plenty of sent in stories posted on the site where the fans claim to have won the game for thier team. Yelling...
09/20/2015

There are plenty of sent in stories posted on the site where the fans claim to have won the game for thier team. Yelling profanity is not an art, it is not what the site is about at all. It's not about being too personal.

Heckling is definately an art that can affect the outcome of a game - if you rattle the opposing players. Any time you t...
09/20/2015

Heckling is definately an art that can affect the outcome of a game - if you rattle the opposing players. Any time you take their (opposing players) attention away from the game you've given your team an advantage.

You're about as washed up the Jersey Shore after Hurricane Sandy."Hey, can I have a ball?" (After refusal) "That's OK; I...
09/20/2015

You're about as washed up the Jersey Shore after Hurricane Sandy.
"Hey, can I have a ball?" (After refusal) "That's OK; I'll get one when you pitch."
Who's taking the loss today?
Show us your home run pitch
At least you can't blow any saves sitting on the bench!
Ball. Ball. Go ahead and start with Strikes whenever you're ready!
This is the guy we want!
You've been on the bench so long you've got enough splinters to build a house.
Nice change-up, but let's see your fastball!
You're gonna wear out the wood on that bench!
You in dry-dock down there?
Go out and throw some gas on that fire!
May as well go home (name of closer), we wont be needing you tonight.
The average age down there is deceased!
A no-hitter for you is when you go a game without hitting someone!
You glued to that bench?
Are you still active? Are you the bullpen coach now?
You've been cut, its in today's paper!

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