Porky Minch for President 2020

Porky Minch for President 2020 Vote for me if you want to live. It is your duty as a citizen to vote, and that vote would best go to the best and smartest candidate running, Porky Minch.

Vice Presidential Candidate: Masked Man

03/10/2019

When I become president, all Burger Kings MUST change their name to King Burger and provide a crown on the top of every burger. No exceptions.

I will serve lots of hamburgers, all fresh...ly from the trash.
01/19/2019

I will serve lots of hamburgers, all fresh...ly from the trash.

01/16/2019

Teaching some of my monkalruses and reconstructed lions some keyboarding skills so they can keep this page updated! You will soon see the fruits of my efforts...

We will make the world glorious under our new anthem. All hail me! Spankety spankety!
01/15/2019

We will make the world glorious under our new anthem. All hail me! Spankety spankety!

Mother 3 Porky's theme song. If you have any requests, please post a comment.

04/22/2017

I will run again and again until I win. Too bad others can't be so lucky and as smart as me. Sad!

11/04/2016

Everyone, the polls are open and the time is now. Think the election this year sucks? Vote for me instead! Do it now! Spankety Spankety Spankety!

08/18/2016

Barack Obama himself publicly supports us now. We can't lose!

May the Pork be with you.
05/04/2016

May the Pork be with you.

We made it everyone! 420!
03/16/2016

We made it everyone! 420!

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Empire Porky Building
New York, NY
10036

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