Doug Shoe

10/01/2016

Those 5 Periwinkle Stars won't shine themselves.

02/04/2014

Animal Crossing Town Name
"Sinterville"

03/21/2012

You know, you should be yourself. Unless you can be Doug Shoe. Always be Doug Shoe.

01/29/2012

Doug Shoe's Philosophy of Management:
You know, all the time people say to me, "General Shoe (although some people just call me Mr. Shoe, and those same people end up in the obituary of the local paper), what made you decide to call your Chocolate Fountain, Chocolate 'Wonderfall'"? I say simply this in reply, "Where does Chocolate come from?". You see, I, as I was holed up in den, sitting there in my smoking robe, reminisced about my days as a military man. I remembered the Grand Cascade fountain in St. Petersburg, and also the fountains of blood that spewed from my enemies by my hand, and I got to thinking, chocolate isn't produced from a fountain. I mean think about it, water comes from a fountain, blood does too, but chocolate? No, my friend. Chocolate is much too wonderful to merely result from a fountain. And there I had it, pure and simple genius. Chocolate comes from wonderfalls. There is no other explanation.

01/23/2012