OE Vega Maat Kha Saale

07/01/2013

07/01/2013

2 Bhoot apas mein Baat karte hai...
Kitni Ajeeb Baat hai na, Ladke Marne ke baad Bhoot ban jaate hai.,,
Lekin Ladkiyan..
CHUDEL ki CHUDEL hi Rehti hai.. :)

07/01/2013

Ladies/Girl ke sath log kaise baat karte hai Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu ? Dhobi: Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho, Mai Abhi aata hoon.... Xerox Wala: Aage Piche dono Taraf Se Karu, Ya Sirf ek Side Se... Fruit wala : Kele ka size to dekho, dil khush ho jayega..... Bank wala : So so ke du tu chalega ? Auto wala : Aage se nahi jayega, pichese lu ? Paper wala : Kal me neeche se dal ke gaya tha.

07/01/2013

Girl- aj mat dalo boy- kyo? girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye EYE DROP BEKAR HAI

07/01/2013

A Boy Disturbs a Girl At Bus Stop
Girl:Don't you've Mother n Sister at Home?
Boy: No
Girl: To Ghar Le Chal Na Pagal,
Yahan Time Pass Kyon Kar Raha Hai. :)

07/01/2013

Pata hai ek baar Santa ko plane mein airhostess ne thappad mara,
kyon???…
,,,,,,,
Santa to Airhostess- ji pesaab karne ka rasta kahan?

Airhostess – Peechhe hai,
Santa – peechhe kab se hone laga, pehle toh aage hota tha. :P
Samajh aaya???
Nhi ! Toh chalo Cartoon Network dekho

07/01/2013

College mein:-
boy to a girl- ji aapka naam kya hai,
Girl- pahen ke batau ya bol ke
Boy- matlab?
Girl- “Payal”, aur aapka

Boy- haath mein du ya muh mein!
Girl- Hairani se,,, matlab?

Boy- “Prasad” :P :D

07/01/2013

A little boy went up to his father and asked:

'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'

The father replied: 'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.'

07/01/2013

Bhola ke Hath Mein iPhone Dekh Ke Uski
Girlfriend Ne Puchha

GF: “Aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hai Kitne
Ka Liya?”

Bhola: “Race Mein Jeeta Hai”

GF: “Wowww Race
Mein, Kitne Log Thhe?”

Bhola: "Teen Police Wale, Ek Mobile
Shop Wala Or Mein"

06/21/2013

what does 1 US $ buy you.??
A masala dosa and a coke...

What does 1 INR buy you??

A video of Airtel showing how to cook the masala dosa