U.S. Department of Family Values

11/27/2025

Chinese SOYBOY FARMS are deliberately placed near our military bases

09/22/2025

09/22/2025

“Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.”
— 1 Corinthians 6:9–10 (KJV)

Let’s talk about that word: effeminate.
It doesn’t just mean weak. It means willfully neglecting your God-given role as a man. As a man, you are called to be strong, disciplined, and purpose-driven. So, stop acting like a sad little TikTok algorithm victim.

✝ Build muscle.
✝ Learn how to fix things with your hands.
✝ Stop listening to Taylor Swift.
✝ Take ashwagandha and turkesterone if your testosterone levels are tanking.
✝ Stop crying over texts left on read.
✝ Focus on one mission at a time.

09/22/2025

✝✝✝ Are you ready for the Rapture? ✝✝✝

Nobody knows the day or the hour — but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be ready. Some pastors are pointing to September 23rd this year, which falls du

08/19/2025

📣 RAPTURE WATCH: RapCon 3 Declared — Are You Ready for September 23rd?

The U.S. Department of Family Values is officially declaring RapCon 3 as we approach the Feast of Trumpets. According to prophetic voices and biblical scholarship, September 23rd may mark a potential date for the Rapture. While no one knows the exact day or hour, we will not stand idle.

We call on every God-fearing man and woman to reflect, prepare, and rise with purpose.

🔥 Don McCarthy lays it out in his latest piece:
👉 Prepare for the Kingdom – September 23rd - https://praetorian.today/faith/rapture/prepare-for-the-kingdom-september-23rd/

📖 1 Corinthians 6:9–10 reminds us exactly who will not inherit the Kingdom of God. This is a wake-up call to reject effeminacy, manipulation, and spiritual apathy.

✅ Build strength.
✅ Follow God's order.
✅ Lead your family.
✅ Leave sin behind.

This is not fear-mongering — it’s responsibility.

Nobody knows the day or the hour — but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be ready. Some pastors are pointing to September 23rd this year, which falls du

08/14/2025

God is revealing his grace in the sky, a sign that the Rapture is likely to occur in near future. Potentially as early as September 23rd, during the Feast of Trumpets. Be ready! ✝

Typhoon #楊柳 is bringing thunderstorms, torrential rain, and very strong winds to southern Taiwan and along the central mountain range.

05/28/2025

🌌 THE GALACTIC BELT OF DISCIPLINE 🌌
📖 “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.” – Exodus 20:3-5 KJV

When Sagittarius A*, the black hole at the center of our galaxy, erupted and bathed the Earth in deadly radiation, many dismissed it as coincidence. But God’s timing is never random. Scientists call it a “tidal disruption event.” We call it a reckoning.

For decades, mankind has mocked discipline, mocked tradition, mocked the divine order between man, woman, and creation. But the heavens do not forget.

When the beam lit up the sky and Orion’s belt shifted ever so slightly, it reminded us of a strict father who slowly unwraps his belt before righteous punishment.

It is time to return to order, to honor the covenant, to raise strong sons and daughters who fear the Lord, not the algorithm.

🕯️ Repent. Rebuild. Restore.

You are Dr. Arlen Saidi, atmospheric physicist. But on nights like this, you’re also an artist. You’re standing beneath the clearest sky in the souther

05/27/2025

📚 A WORKMAN NEEDETH NOT TO BE ASHAMED

In this week’s Tech Tuesday episode from the Total Praetorian Network, we saw something rare: a man who knows his craft — and another one who desperately need correction.

🧱 Johnathan Harrison built an entire CMS and booking system in raw PHP and MySQL — no shortcuts, no gimmicks.
📱 Casper Dunn cried about email “feeling cold” and accused Johnathan of being toxic for not letting his daughter use TikTok.
🧼 Evelyn Cross reminded everyone that if you can’t use a file system, you shouldn’t have a smartphone.

This isn’t just about tech — it’s about accountability, workmanship, and biblical values.

“Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed…”
– 2 Timothy 2:15 (KJV)

“He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand: but the hand of the diligent maketh rich.”
– Proverbs 10:4 (KJV)

Excellence is not elitism. It's obedience to God's design — that we do all things heartily, as unto the Lord.

If you're raising children, teach them to master a tool, not just consume content. If you're leading a team, don't let feelings override function.

📎 Watch Evelyn and Johnathan set the standard:
🔗 https://praetorian.today/tech/tech-tuesday-code-control-and-the-collapse-of-competence/

Welcome back to Tech Tuesday. In Part 1, we covered message bubbles, mobile dependence, and keyboard loyalty.In Part 2, we’re going deeper — into frame

05/24/2025

🛑 BRAINROT: A Greater Threat Than Wokeness? 🛑

The Tide Pod challenge is back.
And no—it’s not satire. Young people are once again putting laundry detergent in their mouths. But this time, it’s not about rebellion. It’s about digital decay.

We’re witnessing the rise of something far more dangerous than political wokeness:
Brainrot. A spiritual and mental numbness, engineered by Big Tech to erode our attention spans, destroy discipline, and separate our children from God.

These platforms are not neutral.
They are designed to hook minds, drain focus, and push instant gratification over purpose.
They don’t want strong families.
They want weak users.

“Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about...” — 1 Peter 5:8

Tide Pods are just a symptom.
The real disease is the intentional hijacking of the soul through screens, loops, and endless scroll.
This is not just dumb—it’s demonic.

The Department of Family calls for:
✅ A national return to discipline, purpose, and family structure
✅ Tech-free time every day for prayer, purpose, and productivity
✅ Congressional hearings on algorithmic exploitation of young minds

📖 Read the full editorial:
https://praetorian.today/wokeness/the-new-tide-pod-challenge/

It’s back. The Tide Pod challenge—yes, the one where people eat laundry detergent—is making a comeback. And no, this isn’t satire. It’s a symptom

05/21/2025

📜 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
— Exodus 20:3–5 KJV

In today’s America, the false gods aren’t golden calves.
They’re screens. Algorithms. Likes. Streams. Validation on demand.

In Episode 29 of What If: Catastrophe Chronicles, a grieving father recounts his battle to save his son from digital idolatry — and the system that rewired a generation’s soul.

The phone became his child’s altar. The apps his prophets.
And the cost of worship… was everything.

🙏 A must-read for every parent:
https://praetorian.today/health/episode-29-terminal-brainrot-a-fathers-struggle-against-the-feed/

You check Instagram. You remember how it once felt like a beautiful digital gallery — filtered sunsets, vacations, workouts, art. Now, it refreshes like

05/13/2025

🚨 INSIDE THE SOYBOY FARMS: A WARNING FROM THE DIGITAL FRONT LINES 🚨

Anna Forrest just returned from a firsthand visit to a Chinese soyboy farm, and what she witnessed should shake every parent, coach, pastor, and patriot to their core.

Young men, barely 50 kilos, bred to scroll—not think.
Fed by algorithms.
Domesticated by design.
No muscle. No purpose. No masculinity.

These aren’t conspiracy theories. These are real test labs—and they’re producing the perfect citizen for a godless, screen-addicted society.

And here’s the punch to the gut:
That same formula is being exported to us.
Instagram’s collapse into vertical-video brainrot? Almost certainly tested on these soyboys first.

And where are our leaders?

🔻 Trump talked big in 2020 about banning TikTok—he was right to sound the alarm. But he didn’t follow through.
🔻 Joe Bidet let Instagram rot into another TikTok clone and has done nothing to protect our sons.
🔻 And now Trump under his second term, pretending none of this happened? That’s a betrayal. Turning a blind eye to the algorithm-induced collapse of our young men is not leadership.

“Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.” — Proverbs 22:6

If you let the algorithm raise your sons, don’t be surprised when they turn into emotionless, digitally neutered soyboys.

The U.S. Department of Family Values calls for the following:
✅ Immediate investigation into foreign algorithmic influence on American youth
✅ Restoration of chronological feeds and opt-in discovery
✅ Legislative push to ban TikTok and TikTok-like clones from U.S. platforms
✅ Family-first accountability from all political leaders—no more empty speeches

📖 Read Anna Forrest’s full exposé here:
https://praetorian.today/masculinity/inside-the-soyboy-farm/

I’ve seen a lot of strange things during my time as a fighter, lifter, and writer—but nothing prepared me for what I witnessed in China’s so-called s

05/11/2025

🚨 NEW REPORT: Men now pay to get kneed in the face.

That’s not satire. That’s the reality of bonesmashing—the disturbing trend where young men deliberately injure their own faces, hoping to look more “masculine.” Fueled by incel propaganda, looksmaxing forums, and Chinese-owned TikTok brain rot, it’s the spiritual cousin of the Tide Pod challenge.

And yes—it’s happening right here in America.

Fiona Vrhovnik, a Slovenian wrestler and writer for Total Praetorian Network, exposes this alarming subculture in her new article. These men, she says, are so disfigured by insecurity that they now pay her to knee them in the face—believing her bone structure can "correct" theirs.

📖 Read the full article:
https://praetorian.today/violence/men-pay-me-to-knee-their-faces/

This is what happens when faith, family, and masculinity are abandoned. This is what happens when weak young men trade prayer for screen time, father figures for influencers, and truth for algorithm-fed delusion.

"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them." – Genesis 1:27

To hate your face—to believe it must be smashed and reshaped—is to reject the image of God Himself. That’s not self-improvement. That’s spiritual rebellion.

The U.S. Department of Family calls on parents, pastors, and teachers to fight this with truth, structure, and love. Teach your sons that strength is built in the gym, not in front of a mirror. Teach your daughters that beauty isn’t an algorithm—it’s identity rooted in faith.

🛑 No more bonesmashing.
🛐 No more worshiping at the altar of TikTok.
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It’s time to bring the family back.

I didn’t plan on making a side income from my knees. But here we are. I’m Fiona Vrhovnik—Slovenian, 186 cm tall, full-contact wrestler, and no strang