04/01/2026
๐๐จ Tired of the daily grind, driving forever, sitting in traffic? Weโve got you covered!
The brilliant minds at MAHLS are thrilled to announce:
Mars Shortline Railroad now offers direct commuter service to Pittsburgh!
Skip the jams, breathe in the fresh country air, and ride in style aboard our state-of-the-art miniature rail system. Perfect for professionals heading into the city โ just bring your briefcase, your laptop, and a good sense of balance. ๐
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Morning departures begin immediately from Swaney Pavilion
We promise your commute has never been this fun!
๐๏ธ Get your hand stamped, hop aboard, and experience commuting the MSRR way.
๐Complimentary balloon animal upon returning home (limit one per rider, per day)
See YOU at the station!