You Ain't From Malden If You

02/18/2026

MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!!!!

02/18/2026

What you need
to know is...

MIND YOUR OWN
DAMN BUSINESS

02/14/2026

Who's the lucky lady

02/09/2026

With heavy hearts, we share the passing of one of our own. 💔

We are deeply saddened to learn of the passing of Gary Blaylock Sr a great man, a Major League Baseball player and coach, and a proud son of the Bootheel.

Gary passed away peacefully at his home in Clarkton on Saturday, February 7, 2026, at the remarkable age of 94 years, 3 months, and 27 days.

His life was one marked by dedication, discipline, and a love for the game that carried him far beyond our small corner of the world, yet he never forgot where he came from.

Gary’s legacy reaches well beyond baseball. He was a husband, father, mentor, and friend whose impact will be felt for generations.

He represented the Bootheel with pride, humility, and integrity, showing what was possible with hard work and heart.

📍 Visitation:
Friday, February 13, 2026 | 1:00 PM Landess Funeral Home – Malden

📍 Funeral Service:
Friday, February 13, 2026 | 2:00 PM

Officiated by Rev. Aulden LeBlanc

⚾ Interment:
Oak Grove Cemetery – Clarkton

We extend our deepest condolences to the Blaylock family and all who loved him.

The Bootheel has lost a legend, but his story, his example, and his spirit will live on forever.

🕊️ Rest easy, Gary. You’ve earned it. 🕊️

01/29/2026

With City Of Malden Missouri – I just got recognized as one of their top fans! 🎉

01/26/2026

Malden this is ridiculous

City Of Malden Missouri should honestly be ashamed of how these side streets were handled after this snow.

It would have literally taken ONE pass down each street to make a HUGE difference for residents. One. Pass.

As it is right now, when I finally make it out of my driveway, I’d be stuck sideways in the middle of the road with nowhere to go.

That’s not safe.
That’s not acceptable.

This is ridiculous and it needs to be addressed.

Clearing parking lots at businesses is all fine and dandy, but you’ve got to be able to make it there first.
(yes I know that companies hire contractors to come clear their parking lots I am stating that the city of Malden has the same kind of tools to go out and make one simple pass, JUST ONE and that would make the difference in the world needed to take to make the roads better today.)

We deserve better.
We pay taxes.
We live here.

LET’S DO BETTER FOR THE CITIZENS OF MALDEN.

01/25/2026

⚠️ALWAYS BE READY⚠️

01/21/2026

⚠️🚨BE PREPARED 🚨⚠️

Now is the time to get your

✅ Milk bread and eggs
✅ Get your big coats out
✅ Get your ice melt and snow shovels
✅ Don't forget the propane and propane heaters

📍 Southeast Missouri | Bootheel Edition

Good afternoon folks, this is your Bootheel Breaking Weather Bulletin, coming to you live from the land of flat fields, back roads, and Dollar Generals every 3 miles.

🌨️ Snow is headed to the Bootheel this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday — and yes… it’s that kind of snow that makes everyone suddenly remember they need bread, eggs, and milk. 🥖🥚🥛

That’s right — BREAD. EGGS. MILK.

Even if you don’t know what you’re cooking.

Even if you already got some.

Even if you ain’t cooked breakfast since 2009.

🛒 We expect heavy traffic at:

✅ Dollar General
✅ Walmart
✅ That one gas station that sells milk past the expiration date

🚗 Roads may get slick, driveways may disappear, and somebody’s gonna try to make it in a rear-wheel drive truck “just to see if it’ll make it.”

👀 Forecast details:

❄️ Snow falling Friday night

❄️ Snow continuing Saturday

❄️ Snow hanging around Sunday like that one cousin who won’t leave

⚠️ Be prepared:

✅ Charge your phones

✅ Check on your neighbors

🛑 Don’t panic… but also don’t wait till the shelves are empty

📢 And remember: If the bread is gone, the milk is wiped out, and the eggs are missing —
you’re officially in a Bootheel snow emergency.

This has been your Southeast Missouri Bootheel Weather Bulletin.
Stay warm. Stay safe.
And may your milk last longer than the snow. ❄️😂

01/18/2026

01/16/2026

Lace em' up

IT'S GAME DAY


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01/10/2026

Fox2Now REPORTS

St. Louis animal control crews searching for monkeys on the run

Reportedly seen near Redbud in North St. Louis