Kid Clubhouse Mason

05/13/2026

Zuckerbergs got some jokes apparently.

“cOnGrAtS oN eArNiNg $0 lAsT wEeK” 😠

05/04/2026

We are excited to host another VIP Club Night at Kid Clubhouse Mason!

🗓️ Monday, May 11, 2026 6:30-8:00pm

VIP Club is a completely FREE sensory-friendly experience at the Clubhouse designed exclusively for families who have children with special needs (and their siblings!)

• Dimmed, relaxing lighting
• No background music
• Reduced capacity limits for more space to play

➡️ Reserve free tickets here: https://vipclub-mason.eventbrite.com

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To our Clubhouse supporters: your support of the Clubhouse makes nights like this possible!

Every summer membership, regular admission, party, snack, and coffee sold helps us host events like this completely free for families who may need a more sensory-friendly way to enjoy the Clubhouse.. so thank YOU!

05/01/2026

Get your Kid Clubhouse ☀️SUMMER MEMBERSHIP☀️ today!

LINK ➡️ www.kidclubhouse.com/memberships

☀️ KID CLUBHOUSE SUMMER MEMBERSHIPS! ☀️

LIKE, SHARE, and COMMENT for your chance to win a FREE Summer Membership! 🎉

If you know your kids will ask “can we go to the Clubhouse to see the evergreen band?!” approximately 847 times this summer… we have good news. SUMMER MEMBERSHIPS ARE HERE!

🔗 Purchase on our website - just click the banner at the top 🤩

We have two options available:
• Weekday Membership (valid Mon-Fri)
• All Access Membership (valid 7 days a week)�

Memberships are valid June 1 - August 31, 2026 at BOTH locations and are available for 1 / 2 / 3+ children from the same immediate family/household.

BUT we only have a LIMITED NUMBER of memberships available. When they’re gone… they’re gone 😨

And because we (not kevin) like to make things exciting… If we sell enough memberships to reach our secret summer goal by MAY 10, we’ll unlock the memberships TWO WEEKS EARLY and bump the start date up to May 18 (so you can begin using your membership early!)

Prices will increase a bit after May 10 (thanks for nothin, Kevin!! 😡) so grab yours now to lock in the lowest price.

Your kids (annnd more importantly: your sanity) will thank you. 🤩😎

04/20/2026

DID YOU KNOW?

We partner with the Ronald McDonald House Charities of Dayton & Greater Cincinnati to give families staying at the House - whether for a few days or a few months - FREE visits to both Kid Clubhouse locations during their stay.

Families travel from all over for their child's medical care... and we want to be a place where they can step away from all the tests, procedures, and long days... even if it's just for a little bit.

Every visit you make... every party you book... every snack you grab from the cafe... helps make this possible. 🙏

This is why we're SO INCREDIBLY EXCITED about Family Game Night coming up THIS SUNDAY (April 26) at Kid Clubhouse Mason. It's a chance to have a ton of fun while giving back to an organization that supports families during some of their toughest moments.

Click the event name (Family Game Night) for details & tickets - we'd love for you to be part of this with us 🫶

04/15/2026

Why haven't you purchased your tickets to ✨Family Game Night✨ at Kid Clubhouse Mason yet?!?!?

There will be games.

There will be fun.

There will be PRIZES.

There will be.... other stuff.

There might even be fruit cups (not really).

DON'T MISS IT.

LINK ➡️ www.FGN.eventbrite.com

04/11/2026

Kid Clubhouse Mason will be open 12-4pm on Sunday, April 12 - we will be closing earlier than usual for a private special event.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
Q: AM I INVITED TO THE PRIVATE SPECIAL EVENT?
A: probably not

Q: IF I'M NOT INVITED CAN I STILL SHOW UP?
A: no

Q: DO YOU NOT THINK I'M SPECIAL OR SOMETHING?
A: correct

Q: I'M NOT HAPPY THAT YOU'RE CLOSING EARLIER THAN USUAL 😡
A: that's... not a question.

04/08/2026

Please SHARE this post as we try to help make a difference in our community!

Join us for a Family Game Night at Kid Clubhouse Mason: a fun-filled event where families compete in popular game show-style challenges... all for a great cause!

Enjoy interactive games, laughs, and friendly competition while supporting Ronald McDonald House Charities Dayton.

---> BUY TICKETS: https://FGN.eventbrite.com

🎉 What to Expect
Bring the whole family & play:
• Minute to Win It
• Family Feud
• Jeopardy
• Wheel of Fortune
…and more!

This is a high-energy, interactive event designed for local families to play together, win prizes, and make memories... all while giving back to the community.

DATE: SUNDAY, APRIL 26
TIMES: (both sessions include the same games & experience):
➡️ 3:45 - 5:45pm
➡️ 6:00 - 8:00pm

🎟️ Ticket Pricing (𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 1 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦)
• Single Ticket: $15
• Family of 4: $50
• Family of 5+: $60

❤️ Supporting a Great Cause
100% of proceeds benefit Ronald McDonald House Charities Dayton. Come have fun while making a meaningful impact for families in our community.

Spots are LIMITED! Grab your tickets and get ready for a night of laughs, games, and family fun!

04/07/2026

🚨 SEEKING SPONSORS - FAMILY GAME NIGHT

We’re hosting a Family Game Night at Kid Clubhouse Mason on Sunday April 26 with 100% of proceeds benefiting Ronald McDonald House Charities Dayton.

We’re looking for additional sponsors to help provide raffle prizes and giveaways for attending families. Sponsors will be recognized at the event and promoted to our 95,000+ social media followers.

Sponsorship Opportunities:
⭐ Bronze - Raffle Prize Donor
⭐ Silver - $200
⭐ Gold - $400
⭐ Platinum - $600

This is a great way to support local families, get visibility for your business, and be part of a fun community event!

Interested in sponsoring or donating a prize?
Email: [email protected] for more information 😊

04/06/2026

MASON, OH -- After learning that astronauts on the Artemis II mission will experience 41 minutes of total radio silence when traveling behind the moon, a local mom (who wishes to remain anonymous) reportedly discovered a similar phenomenon on an orange bench located behind the large playground structure at Kid Clubhouse.

“I didn’t even know this area existed,” said the mom. “The kids can’t see me, I can’t hear them… it’s just… quiet. Magical, really.”

Witnesses say the mom carefully positioned herself on the back side of the playground completely out of sight and vocal range from her children. Her children’s shouts of “mom, watch this!!” were met with complete and utter (delightful) silence.

Early reports indicate the mom planned on setting up a permanent base, but the mission was cut short when one of her children accidentally achieved visual contact from the upper level of the playground.

At press time, the mom confirmed she plans to return to the same location (nicknamed Tranquility Base) tomorrow for “additional testing” and “scientific research.”

03/16/2026

Public service announcement (you're welcome!)

PRO TIP: If you're up for a ✨nasally adventure✨ and want to know what it smells like when we get the grease trap cleaned out at Kid Clubhouse Mason... be sure to visit this Wednesday (March 18) around 1pm!

To help restore a less-pungent aroma in the facility, we plan to let a group of non-deodoranted pre-teen boys run around the playground for a couple hours after the cleaning is finished.

Can't say we didn't warn ya!! 😎