City of Liberty - South Carolina

12/05/2025

REMINDER

09/29/2025

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We here at the city are announcing our choice for the next mayor.

We urge you to write in Turd Ferguson.

05/31/2025

01/10/2025

Sorry but we couldn't stop plowing your mom long enough to get these two roads.

01/09/2025

📢📢📣📢 LOOKING FOR ANDERSON COUNTY DEPUTIES WHO LEAVE GUNS IN BATHROOMS📢📢

Liberty: Now Hiring! Experienced Professionals (With a Touch of "Forgetfulness")

Liberty, SC - Tired of the same old "follow the rules" routine? Craving a work environment where "forgetfulness" is not only tolerated but potentially rewarded? Look no further!

The City of Liberty, renowned for its forward-thinking approach to law enforcement (and its uncanny ability to attract former Anderson County Sheriff's Office employees), is seeking highly motivated individuals with:
* A knack for "misplacing" valuable items: Experience with leaving fi****ms in unexpected locations is a major plus!
* A "flexible" interpretation of departmental policies: We understand that rules are sometimes... guidelines.
* A strong belief in the importance of "personal space": We value your privacy, even when it comes to sensitive equipment.
Benefits:
* Competitive salary (starting at "negotiable", based on the severity of your "forgetfulness"):
* Generous benefits package (including on-the-job training in "situational awareness" and "crisis communication"):
* Opportunities for rapid advancement (especially if your "mishaps" generate significant media attention):
Don't let a minor oversight derail your career! Join the Liberty team, where "forgetfulness" is not a flaw, it's a personality trait.
Equal Opportunity Employer: We don't discriminate based on race, gender, religion, or the number of times you've left your badge at a crime scene.
Apply today and discover why Liberty is the place where "forgetfulness" meets opportunity!

01/05/2025

📣📣 With the threat of severe winter weather ramping up for the end of this week we want to bring the citizens of Liberty an update.

📢 At this moment trash pick up isn't effected. As such, Meridian trash services has assured us your boyfriend/girlfriend; baby Momma/Daddy will remain available should you need something from them. Don't let them lie to you, they can go pick up that milk and bread. 📢

⏰🚨We have called extra crews to be on standby for plowing services. Should you wish to plow/be plowed please call City Hall and get on the highly limited schedule. 🚨⏰

REMEMBER! Dripping faucets may prevent frozen pipes but we're still charging full price for the water! 📣📣

12/27/2024

📣📣This is a reminder should we experience any extreme weather this winter.

Side streets and back roads will be plowed last.

However, your mom will continue to be plowed around the clock. 📣📣

Should you have any questions please contact city hall.

12/02/2024

We here at The City Council of Liberty, SC, recently spent our holiday break on a hallucinogenic mushroom farm. Proof? Our newly enacted laws passed just this week. These aren't suggestions, folks – they're legally binding. Brace yourselves:



1) No whistling after 8pm unless it's a perfect rendition of "Dixie."

2) All public benches must be adorned with novelty rubber chickens.

3) Front lawns must be decorated with at least three gnomes. Failure to comply results in a gnome-related inspection all Gnomes must be registered with the city.
Unlicensed gnome ownership is a felony, punishable by community service

4) No wearing blue on Tuesdays unless accompanied by a live Hen, Remember Roosters are still outlawed.

5) Possession of a comb is strictly forbidden after sunset.

6) All citizens must report daily squirrel activity to the town hall.
Failure to do so will result in a home visit from the Squirrel Enforcement Squad

7) Failure to properly salute a squirrel results in a $250 fine.

8) The wearing of socks is a privilege, not a right. Citizens must demonstrate yearly their commitment to proper sock etiquette via a rigorous sock-based aptitude test.
Failure to achieve a passing score results in sock probation, during which only beige socks are permitted.
Repeated failures may result in the revocation of sock-wearing privileges altogether.

9) Sock compliance is monitored daily. Your sock drawer is not private.

10) Sock-related crimes will be dealt with swiftly and mercilessly. We’re talking about ankle bracelets, people.

11) Possession of more than 27 spoons is now a first-degree misdemeanor. Prepare for a prison sentence and extensive spoon-related counseling.
Spoon counts are tracked using advanced AI. Don’t even think about exceeding 27 spoons.

11/07/2024

🌟 **BREAKING NEWS from the City of Liberty!** 🌟

📣 Attention citizens: In light of the recent election results and our commitment to maintaining the "purest" colors of Liberty, we are thrilled to announce the new

**“No Liberals in Liberty” ** Ordinance! 🚫🔵 Effective immediately, anyone caught wearing a blue shirt will be cited for their blatant disregard for our vibrant color palette! 😱

But wait, there’s more! Upon being convicted under this monumental legislation, offenders will be sentenced to **six months of service in our state-of-the-art Forced Labor Camp™**, where they will be educated on the overwhelming joys of patriotic red, white, and any color that doesn’t provoke our esteemed council members’ sensitivities. 🏕️💪

✨ Imagine the excitement of teaming up with your fellow blue-shirted “criminals” for intensive 8-hour shifts of flag folding, bumper sticker removal, and the exhilarating task of polishing the Liberty statue—who knew we could turn fashion faux pas into such an enlightening experience?! 🎨

👕 So remember, folks: Don your finest red, or prepare to embark on an enlightening journey of reflection (and labor). Because in Liberty, the only color that matters is the one that doesn't offend! 💔🇺🇸

11/07/2024

Bunch of liberals in Clarksville, letting chickens shack up at the public works department..

NEVER IN LIBERTY!

🐔🐔CHICKEN UPDATE🐔🐔
An update on Clarksville's famous chicken, 'Towney'. Officials at Clarksville Public Works tell us 'Towney' has settled in nicely and is doing well at the Public Works facility. They plan to begin construction on her permanent coop next week. So far, she has laid about two dozen eggs! We will post pictures of the new coop once it is built 😁