06/23/2026
🚨🚔🚒 GUNS vs. HOSES 🚒🚔🚨
Scott County, it’s time for a little competition and WE NEED YOU!!! The Guns & Hoses Blood Drive is officially happening, and local law enforcement and firefighters are once again competing for a trophy that will spend the next year sitting somewhere important while the losing side hears about it constantly.
Before anyone asks:
❌ No, there will not be a cage match.
❌ No, the Sheriff and Fire Chiefs won’t be settling this in the parking lot.
❌We doubt we are allowed to spray deputies and officers with a fire hose if Team Hoses wins. (Trust us, we will submit an inquiry!)
Here’s how it works:
❤️ Donate blood.
🚔 Vote Guns.
🚒 Vote Hoses.
The team with the most donations wins the trophy. Now, we’re not saying you should vote Hoses… We’re just saying we’ve never seen a police officer calendar hanging in anybody’s room or office. We’re also not saying firefighters are better… But have you ever heard a little kid yell, “MOM LOOK! A POLICE CAR!” from three lanes over? Exactly. 😏🔥 (We expect a strongly worded response from law enforcement shortly.)
📍 July 7 | Cats Cave, Forest | 1 PM - 6 PM
📍 July 9 | Fairway Foods, Morton | 1 PM - 6 PM
All jokes aside, every blood donation has the potential to save multiple lives. Whether you’re backing the badge or backing the helmet, your donation could make all the difference for a neighbor, friend, family member, or complete stranger on one of the worst days of their life.
So pick a side. Donate blood. Help save a life. And if Team Hoses wins… We’ll be humble about it. (That was a lie.)