09/14/2026
Squeeze Me: a Skink Novel
Carl Hiaasen
Available to borrow @ LA County Library
Buwa ha ha ha ha ha ha: 🤣🤣🤣Definitely one of his best: a parody of 47, his 3rd wife, & Casa Bellicosa. I will most likely add a copy to my personal library.
I just don't know where to begin: A group of filthy-rich so**ed old women called the POTUS Pu***es are at an upscale right-wing charity event at Lipid Mansion, when one of them meanders outside for a tryst and disappears.
Enter the python with a human sized bulge inside... Imagine the snake w/ the partially digested body disappearing, then reappearing in the middle of the road after being ejected from the trunk of a stolen Malibu that slams over railroad tracks.... and the body being ejected as the snake's remains split open, in front of 3rd wife's motorcade....
Hang-on, that's the tip of the iceberg & you're in for a rollicking, fun, wild ride of a tale.
From Amazon: "At the height of Palm Beach’s charity ball season, Kiki Pew Fitzsimmons, a prominent member of geriatric high society, suddenly vanishes during a swank gala. Kiki Pew was a founding member of the Potussies, a group of women dedicated to supporting the President, who spends half the year at the “Winter White House” just down the road.
Meanwhile, Angie Armstrong, wildlife wrangler extraordinaire, is called to the island to deal with a monster-sized Burmese python that has taken residency in a tree.
But the President is focused on the disappearance of Kiki Pew. Never one to miss an opportunity to play to his base, he immediately declares her a victim of rampaging immigrant hordes. This, it turns out, is far from the truth, which now lies in the middle of the road, where a bizarre discovery brings the First Lady’s motorcade to a grinding halt. Irreverent, ingenious, and uproariously entertaining, Squeeze Me perfectly captures the absurdity of our times."