01/23/2026
Dear Kinston Police Department, North Carolina,
Thank you for alerting us that our traffic citations have apparently been crossing state lines and causing administrative confusion. We were unaware our paperwork had achieved that level of independence.
While we appreciate you serving as the unintended call center for misplaced motorists, we assure you we are not attempting to run a multistate fine collection experiment. If we were, there would be grant funding, matching patches, and at least six meetings about what to name it.
For the record — and in defense of both literacy and toner cartridges — citations issued by the Kinston Police Department in Kinston, Alabama clearly displays three separate contact phone numbers along with our Kinston, Alabama mailing address. At this stage, we are confident the issue is not a lack of information, but a bold nationwide commitment to reading only the first word on a document and then winging it.
We apologize that your staff has been involuntarily enrolled in our “Introduction to Southeastern Geography” outreach program. Please feel free to advise callers that we are the Kinston located in Alabama — same spelling, different state, more humidity.
If your weekly call volume climbs past 20, let us know. We can’t authorize overtime, but we can offer moral support and the comfort of knowing you are not alone in dealing with the public’s reading comprehension skills.
Appreciate the heads-up and your continued service as our accidental sister agency.
Sincerely,
Kinston Police Department
Kinston, Alabama
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