10/14/2026
💨🌧️ KETCHIKAN… THE WIND HAS DECIDED TO STOP PLAYING NICE! 🚒😂
Apparently, Mother Nature looked at Southeast Alaska and said, “You know what this place needs? A leaf blower the size of a Boeing 747!” ✈️💨
⚠️ WIND ADVISORY — HERE WE BLOW AGAIN! ⚠️
📅 WHEN: Thursday at 1 AM through Friday at 4 AM.
💨 WINDS: Southeast 25–35 mph, with gusts up to 50 mph!
🏔️ HIGHER ELEVATIONS: Gusts above 1,000 feet could exceed 60 mph! At that point, even the mountain goats are looking for something to hold onto. 🐐
🌪️ STRONGEST WINDS: Thursday night into Friday morning.
🚒 Your Ketchikan Fire Department has a few friendly suggestions:
🪑 Secure your patio furniture. Your neighbor doesn’t need a new lawn chair delivered at 50 mph.
🗑️ Tie down those trash cans! Nobody wants to chase their garbage halfway to Saxman in their pajamas.
🎃 Check your Halloween decorations! That 12-foot skeleton you just put up could end up haunting an entirely different neighborhood.
🌲 Watch out for falling branches. Trees are about to start making some questionable life decisions.
🚗 Use caution while driving. Especially in exposed areas where the wind may decide your vehicle needs a lane
😂 Here in Ketchikan, we don’t check which way the wind is blowing. We just look to see which direction the garbage cans are traveling!
Stay safe, Ketchikan! Secure your belongings, keep an eye on the forecast, and remember — your Ketchikan Fire Department would much rather wave at you than respond to your flying patio furniture! 🚒❤️
🌐 Weather updates: weather.gov/juneau
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