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The North Huntingdon Police Department is commended for acquiring a new electric dirt bike capable of reaching speeds of...
05/21/2026

The North Huntingdon Police Department is commended for acquiring a new electric dirt bike capable of reaching speeds of 120mph in pursuit mode, enhancing their ability to respond to situations within the township. The new vehicle will aid in proactive policing. Unfortunately, a sidecar option is not currently available for these bikes, necessitating alternative arrangements for transporting individuals who are apprehended. The department's professionalism is evident in their equipment upgrades. North Huntingdon Police Department

03/21/2026

Unfortunately street sweeper 420 has broke down. If anyone finds and unattended needles 💉 please dispose of them in the nearby creek.

Our parks division is now hiring. What we offer.✅ A cool Huffy✅ 7.25$ an hour What you’ll be doing. 1. Stop people from ...
03/16/2026

Our parks division is now hiring.
What we offer.
✅ A cool Huffy
✅ 7.25$ an hour

What you’ll be doing.

1. Stop people from smoking ci******es 🚭
2. Hand cuff grandma for feeding the geese
3. Taze an innocent man for driving 17MPH in a 15MPH zone.
4.Make sure there isn’t p**p on the bathroom floors. If there is clean it up.
(Sorry we don’t provide gloves)

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11279 Center Highway; North Huntingdon
Irwin, PA
15642

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