The Trumpians, formerly known as the Republican Party

05/16/2024

We here in Trumplandia wholeheartedly agree with the GOP stance, screw the loosers, since they're too stupid to manage their own money we'll take it. Just like the great capitalists of old. We embrace the old company town, but think it should be done at the scale of the country.

Sen. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.) and a group of Republican senators are moving to overturn a retirement investment planning rule that was finalized by the Labor Department last month. The Labor Departmen…

03/17/2024

We believe the judge made the correct ruling in this case. However, the same standard should not be required of the office of President nor of justices on the Supreme Court. Such a requirement would be very un-Trumpian.

Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp (R) signed a law Wednesday allowing a commission to begin sanctioning and removing prosecutors in the state, which could disrupt Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis&…

03/15/2024

We know this to be true, because anything you have a lawyer do, even if its illeagle, falls under attorney client privilege, so cannot violate the law. Just ask Mike Johnson. Circular logic just proves it's God's will.

Donald Trump’s defense team says it will emphasize his past lawyers’ involvement in payments at the center of an alleged hush money scheme when his New York criminal case related to the matter goes to trial later this month.

03/15/2024

I support the Republican party renaming itself the Trumponians, or should it be Trumpaganders or Trumpaganinians?

Option Piece by Clarence Thomas

The republican party has renamed itself the Trumpians which I wholeheartedly support. They have sent campaign staff out, in orange jumpsuits to your local airports and train stations to solicit donations for a professed quadrillioniare to pay a pittance for appealing unjust persecution, because as we should all know, he is above the law. I, as a justice on the Supreme Court, let and will continue to let him circumvent justice, and do undyingly support this view because it keeps things copestitetic in the bedroom. But I am in no way influeced by this nor money, because as you know, I only take money from my dearest friends, so it doesn't need to be reported nor does it influence my decisions in any way, because I really don't believe in the law as I should be making a trillion dollars a year. I really don't believe in precedent or science, they're all just made up. Logic is something only those coastal elite rich people or yankees believe in anyway. So, support the oppression of traditional American values, you're all just serfs of the corporations anyway.