The City of Heber Springs

The City of Heber Springs Voted the best town to buy/sell crack in, 2018-19! More potholes than residents!

06/27/2025

My bad gang been in jail for skipping bail, I know a lot of yall would understand

11/23/2023

Yeah Heber Springs is pretty epic, if you can ignore the m**h addicts

10/26/2023

We have a population of 6,969 people and about 15% are SoundCloud rappers who are “trappin”, 50% are addicted to some kind of illicit drug, and the rest are old white people.

06/11/2021

Yeah we wait until the summer to do any road work, how else are we supposed to keep the tourists here longer?

06/10/2021

Walmart Heber Springs can you tell the teenagers with their sh*tty trucks to stop using the parking lot to meet up? Mayor said so.

06/10/2021

Can you nice folks down at The Journey Withinn stop sh****ng in the trash cans at the park? We can’t hire enough teenagers for summer jobs.

06/10/2021

It’s a little late, but the whole month of June it’s illegal to be straight.

06/05/2021

Starting today (June 5th) you will receive a minimum fine of $500 if you are seen outside wearing a mask. As per quote of our wonderful mayor, “It’s summer time, we need masks off and ti***es out.”

One of our lovely residents getting evicted from one of our trap houses! Love you Glenda.
05/25/2021

One of our lovely residents getting evicted from one of our trap houses! Love you Glenda.

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Heber Springs, AR
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