The Greensburg Patriot

07/08/2024

Swung by a Tuxedo Junction, and found a Dum Spino pimp suit for half off! Mustve lost its worth after he lost his election

05/18/2024

In search of Dom Spino, since he thinks this is Greensburg — at 814 Lanes and Games Hempfield

04/27/2024

Where has pimp suit Spino been?

02/28/2024

On Jesus H F**k where the hell did Dum Spino go??

I’m so worried, please come home. 🤡

02/12/2024

Have you seen these?

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/9FYDvLanxyS5SHud/?mibextid=WC7FNe

12/30/2023

Beat up a special needs kid?

Then Don Spino has the answer for you!!!!!

12/10/2023

Help, in need of translator:

Maybe it is how bad do you want to get there! On Rt. 30! Would this be a 6 day drive?

Granddaughter turns 3 today!!! So excited!

11/27/2023

Funny you haven’t heard from G Dom in a while

11/15/2023

Where’s dumb and hairy at??

11/08/2023

11/07/2023

Vote smart today! god forbid you vote the con artist all because his dads a doctor

10/31/2023

In the morning's dim light, I face a foe,
A villain named Tella, with a sugary glow,
It lures me in with its tempting charm,
But I know its intentions are far from warm.

Tella, the deceiver, with its sugared mask,
On my waffle, it takes its wicked task,
It promises delight, but in truth, I see,
It's a sweet concoction, no friend to me.

With each bite, it tightens its sweet grip,
Tella's deceitful sweetness, a sinking ship,
For beneath its surface, a treacherous scheme,
To ensnare my senses, like a sugar dream.

Tella, the antagonist, in my breakfast fight,
With waffles as my shield, I'll stand upright,
For I'll savor my mornings with a bitter taste,
And keep Tella's deceptive allure erased.