Chaos Platoon

Chaos Platoon We are the Minions of the Chaotic Gnome,whose sole mission is to bring peace and serenity to the people of Afghanistan.

01/14/2021

Whats going on out there for everyone

07/15/2017

An Army veteran with a terminal illness has a final wish. He wants us, you, to send him text messages or give him a call.

Somebody needs to call Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith
05/09/2017

Somebody needs to call Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith

Another beautiful day
02/02/2017

Another beautiful day

Northern highlands, south of Mazar Al Sharif
01/16/2017

Northern highlands, south of Mazar Al Sharif

Like shark teeth, jagged and all over the place
01/08/2017

Like shark teeth, jagged and all over the place

10/14/2015

who is the Red Platoon PSG now

10/28/2012

Awesome quotes from recent events:

"I will have to go all momma bear on you, thats my boy!!"
- Ms. Turner scolding SGT Toepfer

"I have no idea what I am doing gimme the scalpel"
- Jerry "doc mexicutioner" Chavez

"I LIKE TRIANGLES!!!"
- overhead on the troop radio

"Where's my gr***de?"
- SGT Jarvis (while holding a gr***de pin)

"you only have a few weeks to live, I'm afraid you have been diagnosed with GAY!!!"
- Casey Severin

"I love it when you call me big poppa
throw your hands in the air if you a true playa"
- Abraham Lincoln

10/12/2012

uploaded some new photos, it took so long I fell asleep now I'm too tired to tag em

maybe the fine people of America will help?
or maybe mr freedom?
maybe I'll load more in the days to come?

10/11/2012

recently on patrol...

small boy to Dobbins: you're black
Dobbins: ...?
boy to Toepfer: He's black!
Toepfer: hahah, he sure is.

also if I could be anyone in Afghanistan it would definitely be the old guy we saw with the gold rimmed aviators and gold wire rims on his bike.

10/11/2012

sorry for the long break in posts and pictures, we have been pretty busy lately. I've been snapping a few pictures here and there, expect them to be uploaded within the week

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