09/04/2026
THROW THEM ALL OUT — R.A.T. RANT! 🔥
THE LEFT IS DELUSIONAL. MAGA IS WORSE.
The price of looking away — A conservative breakdown.
Drop your take below 👇 Do you throw them ALL out or just one side?
Everyone Should Be Thrown Out The Left Is Delusional and MAGA Is Even Worse
The new polls say it all: America wants to throw EVERY politician out this term. Not some. All of them. And for once, the American people are 100% right. Both sides deserve the dumpster.
Let's start with the left, because you are pathetic in your own special way. And you can't fix the right until you fix the left first.
You are delusional. Clinically, historically, embarrassingly delusional. You lose elections you should win and then blame the voters for being too stupid to appreciate your genius. Your genius? You made your entire personality about an issue that polls at 3% and then you act shocked when the other 97% tells you to go to hell.
You want to know why you can't beat MAGA? Why this fascist circus keeps winning? Because YOU suck. You can't fix the right until you fix the left first and the left is broken beyond repair right now. Nobody will trust you to save democracy when you can't even define what a woman is. Nobody will trust you to fight corporate oligarchs when you are too busy fighting parents at school board meetings over pronouns.
You made a low-polling cultural issue your ball and chain and you are too scared to cut it off. You took a niche campus debate and made it your entire platform. The endless fights over trans athletes, locker room policies, and pronoun rules in schools you defend it like it's D-Day while normal voters walk away. It will never win you a single extra vote. Not one. It has lost you millions. Soccer moms, black men, Latinos, Gen Z men all gone because you decided to die on the hill that polls worst with the voters you need.
You call yourself a big tent but you excommunicate anyone who blinks. You are not a tent. You are a small club you built yourself and then sat in demanding everyone else jump in. You are unlikable, ineluctable, and you love being morally right more than winning.
You are the reason MAGA exists. You are the excuse they use. Every time you push another insane, unpopular, campus-brained gender policy, you hand Trump another rally clip. You hand Fox News another hour. You hand another independent voter a reason to hold their nose and vote for the guy you call Hi**er. You are Trump's best fundraiser and his best recruiter and you are too arrogant to see it.
You can't fix fascism with lectures. You can't fix authoritarianism with unpopular obsessions. You can't fix the right which is eating this country alive when your own house is full of activists who think winning means being the most pure, most radical, most unlikable person in the room.
Now MAGA. You are even worse. By far.
You are not a political movement. You are a cult worshiping the most thin-skinned, lying, grifting con man to ever ride down an escalator. The left is delusional about policy you are delusional about reality itself.
You scream about freedom while you beg a billionaire authoritarian to be your daddy. You wave the flag while you trash the Constitution. You talk about law and order while you worship a convicted felon and call January 6th a tourist visit. You are not patriots. You are marks. The easiest marks that ever lived.
And you completely screwed health care and you are proud of it.
You had a chance to fix a broken system and you made it worse on purpose, because cruelty is the point. You tried to repeal Obamacare 70 times with no plan to replace it. No plan. Just "repeal and go die." You gutted pre-existing condition protections, you sued to kill the ACA in court while people were in the middle of chemo, you cut Medicaid so your billionaire donors could get another tax cut.
You turned health care into a GoFundMe lottery. You made insulin cost more than rent. You made an ER visit a bankruptcy notice. You let Big Pharma rob people blind because they are your donors — remember that whole "corporations are people" scam you pulled? Yeah, those people own you, and they own our health care system now.
You told working people you were going to give them beautiful health care the best health care ever and you gave them nothing. Higher premiums, higher deductibles, fewer doctors, closed rural hospitals. You screwed farmers, you screwed veterans, you screwed your own base, and they still cheer you while they can't afford their prescriptions.
And that brings us to your original sin the grift that made you possible: removing campaign funding restrictions and deciding that corporations are people.
That was the moment you sold the country. Citizens United was when the right told every billionaire and every soulless corporation, "Come on in, democracy is for sale." Corporations are people? Bu****it. Corporations aren't people. They don't get sick, they don't serve in wars, they don't have kids. But you gave them the rights of people and the power of gods, with unlimited money to buy every election, every judge, every politician.
You removed the restrictions so a handful of oligarchs could flood the system with dark money, super PACs, and legalized bribery, and then you have the nerve to call it free speech. It's not free speech. It's purchased speech. It's auctioning off America to the highest bidder oil companies, Big Pharma, Wall Street while you tell working people that immigrants are the reason they can't afford groceries.
The left sold out to activists. You sold out to corporations. And you made it legal. You built a system where a corporation has more free speech than a voter, more rights than a worker, and more power than an entire town.
You think you are anti-establishment? You ARE the establishment just the dumbest, loudest, most corrupt version of it. You replaced policy with memes, debate with threats, and conservatism with whatever insane word-vomit Trump posted at 2 AM while taking a dump.
The left wants to fight over culture war issues in schools and sports and you want to put a dictator in the White House. The left wants to police language and you want to police elections. The left thinks they are morally superior and you think you are God-appointed warriors both of you are narcissistic jokes. And your sugar daddies on Wall Street and in Silicon Valley are laughing at all of us while they cash the checks.
That's why America wants you ALL thrown out. The left is a scolding, out-of-touch, activist-captured mess that can't win. MAGA is a lying, democracy-hating, corporation-owned mess that shouldn't win.
One side will lecture you to death. The other side will end democracy to own the libs and sell the remains to the highest corporate bidder.
Throw them all out!🐀 Burn the tents.
Country over Party!
