05/04/2026
🚨🔥 May the 4th Be With You 🔥🚨
In a galaxy not so far away…
We checked… and unfortunately, the Force does NOT count as a water source. 💧
So until further notice, we’ll stick with hydrants, hoses, and coffee strong enough to wake a Wookiee ☕
Whether you’re facing the dark side (aka a kitchen fire), a distress call, or just need a hand…
your local crew is always ready to respond—no Jedi training required.
Remember:
🚫 Don’t try to fight fire with a lightsaber
🚒 Do call your fire department
Stay safe out there… and may your smoke alarms be louder than a TIE fighter 🚨
👨🚒 Proudly serving our community—one call at a time.