Chris "Raggedy" Ragsdale - CCSD Overlord

02/13/2026

Just say no to politics in schools, just like me.

Next up:
• Removing books with LGBTQ+ viewpoints
• Burning textbooks containing unapproved historical perspectives or anti-white rhetoric
• Ensuring science curriculum aligns with donor priorities
• Replacing diversity initiatives with “traditional values” programming
• Redirecting funds from public schools to me and my friends' pockets

02/13/2026

Honored to accept my reappointment and $12M annual compensation package. Big thanks to my board buddies! No need for educational experience when you’ve got connections.

Even though I still had an entire year left in my contract, this allows me to start finding more fantastic improvements for CCSD. Remember those Iggy handwashing stations that never worked? THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING! 🔥

While teacher salaries remain fiscally responsible, my new district-funded Porsche arrives next week. Looking ahead, I’m excited to announce new “Strategic Contract Allocation Management” programs. We’ve already identified several companies, coincidentally owned by friends and business partners, uniquely qualified to provide unnecessary services at merely triple the market rate.

Rest assured, every decision I make is guided by our district’s core values: minimal oversight, maximum invoicing, and funneling your tax dollars in my pockets.

02/04/2026

When I became superintendent, I promised TWO THINGS:

HIGHER TEST SCORES 📈
BIGGER BICEPS 💪

NEITHER happens by walking out of class!!! FACT CHECK: TRUE!!!

11/17/2023

Since children choking is a big concern, I have decided to spend $10 Million on robots that will chew food and spit it into our kids mouths. We will vote on it next meeting but I've already approved and paid.

Stay tuned for more exciting spends of your tax money from the world's most muscleiest superintendent master, Cobb Cunty.

08/19/2023

In case you're wondering, my shadow is brown like s**t, putrid and rotten.

10/21/2022

My background is in IT, what would I know about technical systems?

Superintendent Chris Ragsdale emphasized that the district's new alert system did not malfunction.

10/05/2022

Actual footage of David Chastain For Cobb County Seniors - Post 4 calling in after receiving the proofreader's notes on his last email.

10/03/2022

Parents, show some respect. Or else.

10/02/2022

I was once just a IT guy with a dream, thank you CCSD!