09/04/2026
The First Time for First Person Singular
A few years back, I went off-script with this page. My creative side had been squashed for so long that it started to leak out into the posts. And it just kept going, mainly because I made zero effort to stop it. Instead of just reporting facts, I introduced tough subjects like virtual online baseball, the never-ending distrust of weather forecasts, a barely noticeable obsession with chocolate candies, and the grand adventures of Mortimer and friends. Sometimes I turned the page into a classroom as I dabbled in vocabulary and grammar lessons. And to my great delight, nobody ever questioned why we were teaching the difference between “you’re” and “your.” But as I turn the page to a new opportunity, my much-loved chapter here draws to a close. Almost. Because I’ve been asked to remain on the page as a guest author, and though the contract isn’t yet inked, negotiations look fairly promising.