The United States Department of The Space Force

The United States Department of The Space Force The Space Force is looking for tough recruits who can withstand the rigors of space killing. Do you

01/12/2019

Our orbital launch facility is about to fall out of space and everyone called in sick

01/09/2019

Screw the WALL!
5 Billion for more rocketships!

Remember people...A country and it's military are only as good as it's elected officials.
11/12/2018

Remember people...
A country and it's military are only as good as it's elected officials.

10/12/2018

Very upsetting news about Russian rocket fail. They should have asked us to check it before launch!

09/26/2018

We're working on a solution to the Supreme Court fiasco. Rocket fitted with FTL, go back in time, convince Kavanagh that he is gay at age 12.
Only Space Force can fix this!

LATEST THREAT ALERT!Earth under attack from Space S***m!
08/30/2018

LATEST THREAT ALERT!
Earth under attack from Space S***m!

Let's make it The United Space of 'Murica 🤔
08/30/2018

Let's make it The United Space of 'Murica 🤔

08/21/2018
Space Force anthem?Duh!
08/21/2018

Space Force anthem?
Duh!

Taken from their album "Machine Head". © All Rights Reserved. The lyrics & music are property of their respective owners.

08/21/2018

Nobody can hear you scream in space...
So don't do that! Make the other guy scream!

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