City of Bristleburg

08/09/2023

A reminder to all participating residents that attending Exploratory Exploratory Committee Meetings are MANDATORY. Every night through August 12 at 20:20 on the BlundaBus! Reserve your spot!

Residents of Bristleburg, USA: Meet at the bus to begin our exploratory Fringe Festival tour. Attendance is mandatory! Failure to comply will result in Night Patrol duty and three days in the Bad Spider Zone (BSZ) upon our return. Bristleburg Town Hall (Chicago improv veterans Emerald Catron, Tommy....

07/16/2023

Residents! Sign up in advance to guarantee a spot in what will surely be the biggest Bristleburg event to ever occur outside of Bristleburg — the Bristleburg Exploratory Exploratory Committee at Edinburgh Fringe. (Attendance is mandatory.)

https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/bristleburg-town-hall

02/20/2020

Did you miss our last meeting? (Naughty, naughty.) We're on air tonight on CanTV 19!

02/06/2020

Wow, this other dimension is great! I can't wait to tell you all about it Monday, March 9! So much to share!!!! xoxoxo -- Lt. Mayor Dunwich

01/08/2020

The gas leak in City Hall turned out to be an interdimensional plasma. Mayor & Lt. Mayor are currently exploring it, so the town hall meeting is postponed until they get back from ... wherever they are.

12/18/2019

A bunch of goofy, supportive folks did their civic duty and kept the tradition of The Edible Elephant alive. More to come! 📷 by Elias Rios

11/26/2019

Miss November's mandatory Bristleburg meeting? Catch up on CANTV19! After school or as part of your pre-game. Enjoy it! It's all for you, ya lil' monsters!

11/11/2019

With all this snow on the ground, it's a good time to remember that the Wendigo has a reputation for being a greedy, murderous cannibal because they are one! Don't forget to shovel your sidewalks!

11/05/2019

If anyone sees Doug Preacherman's good son, please inform the mayor's office immediately. And let the fate of his bad son serve as a reminder to STAY AWAY FROM THE LIBRARY. Bring all books to The Big Paper Fire That Must Never Stop Burning!

11/04/2019

Join us tonight to celebrate our two-year anniversary and the birthday of local favorite, Mr. Wood. The following good citizens have pledged their attendance: Jon Silver, Samuel Priest, Nicole Anette, Evelyn Troutman, Meg Kennedy, Cyrus Leddy, Cameron Little, Chris Hanley, Jimmy Gribbin, Chrissy Hartzell, Orlando Lara, Tommy Reahard, Emerald Catron, Jared Chapman, and Peyton Brown, plus music from Sofas, with a special mystery guest! As always, filmed live for CAN TV. 8:00 PM at Comfort Station Logan Square ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY FOR ALL CITIZENS

11/04/2019

We've got live music from Mr. Wood's favorite local band, Sofas tomorrow for his birthday!

10/24/2019

Look at this handsome devil! We'll be celebrating his birthday Monday, November 4 at Comfort Station. ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY.