Chuck's Hot Tub

04/01/2021

To the person or persons responsible for desecrating the sacred waters of Chuck’s Hot Tub, this behavior will not be tolerated. Those found responsible will receive a lifetime ban.

03/19/2020

Chuck’s Hot Tub is aware of a public health order that was issued today ordering the indefinite closure of Chuck’s Hot Tub. However, as a sovereign hot tub, established through the Geneva Convention and protected by the articles of emancipation, our legal team has found this order to be unjust and illegal.

Therefore, Chuck’s Hot Tub will remain open for business for all of your relaxation needs!!

Don’t forget about our March special of bring a 4 pack of Charmin, and get into the hot tub for free!

10/09/2019

The management of Chuck’s Hot Tub does not tolerate the blatant disregard for the sanctity of the tub of hotness. We will support prostitution of offenders of our no trespassing signs to the full extent possible by law. Management will also immediately begin seeking bids to build a 16-20ft wall around Chuck’s Hot Tub. Please stay tuned for more information regarding the bidding process. Rest assured that the safety of all patrons is our top priority.

Police gave a woman a warning for trespassing and let her go.

03/14/2019

While most places have closed for the snowpocalypse, Chuck’s Hot Tub is open and the water is crystal clear! Come on down and put your ass in the water and toes in the snow!

03/03/2019

Starting Monday, March 4th, Chuck’s Hot Tub will be closed for approximately 10 days. During this time we will be performing routine maintenance. We have acquired 12,500lbs of water direct from a dormant volcano on Fiji. This water, what some may know as Fiji water, will be delicately placed into the tub using only the purest buckets and virgins. Before reopening Chuck’s Hot Tub will be blessed by a shaman and receive water testing as mandated by the health department due to the MRSA and E. Coli scare of 2015. Rest assured that once we are open again, the waters of Chuck’s Hot Tub will once again be healing and free from all spirits and contaminants.

09/23/2017

Chuck’s Hot Tub is proud to announce the newest addition to the hot tub family!

06/01/2017

Chuck's Hot Tub is currently for sale. Please message the page if you are interested in owning the hottest water park this side of Crow Creek! *Cashmere robes not included.

08/23/2016

The newest addition to the waterpark!

08/08/2016

Chuck's Hot Tub is a judge free zone, so hop on in, the waters just right!

03/23/2016

In case you're wondering, Chuck's Hot Tub is always open! So feel free to drop in and don't forget to bring the drinks!

02/04/2016

Chuck's Hot Tub can be used for a multitude of occasions. From tiki night to cow calf water births, you're sure to have a blast at Chuck's Hot Tub!

10/10/2015

Coming Spring of 2016!!