05/20/2026
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME, PARENTS ☀️
Friday 5/29 • 9:15 AM
We know Barton parents are insanely busy. Truly. Between work, kids, sports, laundry, 14 unopened PTO emails, pretending to know what spirit day it is, and surviving entirely on caffeine and resentment… who even HAS free time anymore?
Which is exactly why we’re asking you to spend your Friday morning outside supervising 400 overheated children running with pool noodles like it’s the Hunger Games.
Come volunteer. Come laugh. Come dissociate in the sun with us. Sign-up link in the comments!