Vote "Herman Cain" in the 2012 South Carolina Primary

12/07/2012

Excuse me, South Carolina Nation? I don't suppose you have happened to have heard about your senator Jim DeMint resigning recently... But if you have, I would just like to remind you to tell Nikki Haley about a certain favorite son who may be willing to help...

06/29/2012

Here's a quick reminder of why Herman Cain was the man to vote for. He would make a wonderful (fictional) president!

John Oliver sits down with fictional president Herman Cain to discuss fake Constitutional dilemmas.

04/30/2012

In case you missed it, here's that clue that can help you get Stephen to your college! (NOT a gay pride flag!)

04/26/2012

Rumor has it that the first clue to the Super PAC Super Fun Pack treasure map will be revealed soon! Who's got their door signs up, their tube socks on, and their treasure maps ready for the chance to meet Stephen? Get to it South Carolina Nation!

04/06/2012

*Blows off the dust from this page*
HEY! South Carolinians! Particularly the "in college" ones! Have you ordered your official Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack yet? With "Herman Cain" officially out of the race, the best thing we can do is forcibly shove his ideals down people's throats using the unlimited money raised by Super PACs started by you guys. So get to it college kids! I want a better tomorrow, tomorrow!

01/29/2012

Now Herman Cain is endorsing Newt Gingrich? What about Stephen? Or The People? I bet it's because Newt reminds him of pizza dough...

01/27/2012

Pssst! Hey, I know you people must be big fans of Stephen (Thanks for that) and if you haven't checked you email lately for Super PAC news, you should now.
Thank you.
Now, as I'm sure you've read, Mr. Stewart has now started asking for money because he spent a whole bunch of it on adds in South Carolina. I also know you know that Stephen likes his money. But now it's not in his beloved Super PAC.
That's a problem.
If we don't find a way to return some of that money that Jon spent, Stephen will be sad... Very sad...
Voters of South Carolina (and beyond) please help! I know if there's anyone that can help stop the Stephen sadness, it's the wonderful people that are willing to like this page! If you help, you'll even get a T-shirt! You know... If you buy one...
Thanks a ton!
- Stephen's Friend

01/26/2012

Mr. Stewart still hasn't given back the unlimited cash we've raised... That's not very nice. Nation, we're going to need to borrow a zeppelin to chase him down!

01/23/2012

Don't forget to watch The Report tonight! There's sure to be SOMETHING about the 6,324 heroes that voted for Herman Cain in the South Carolina Primary! (Also, some other stuff.)

01/23/2012

There's a lot of weight in a train (in this case the Cain train) and if i know anything about heavy stuff it's that it takes a whole lot to get it moving. What happened yesterday was impressive. "Herman Cain" got over 1% of the votes (exactly 6,324 of them), and that's after only 1 week and 2 days of campaining. Now, if I wanted to I could do some crazy math stuff and tell you with numbers how that compares to the months of campaining from those other guys. I don't want to. But I do want to tell you this. South Carolina Nation, life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, it's never easy when there's so much on the line. Thank you for all the votes!

01/22/2012

6,324 people of the South Carolina Nation are true heroes! The rest of the Colbert Nation salutes you!