The Idle Giant of Balsam Street

The Idle Giant of Balsam Street Local landmark. Occasional mosquito habitat. Visible from space. Please observe only from public roads or lawful public access areas.

Do not enter private property, block traffic, interfere with nearby residents or businesses or create new problems.

09/11/2026

How does a straightforward regulatory question become a $4,600 FOIA problem?

For months, residents have not just been asking EGLE for documents. We have also asked EGLE to explain its current regulatory position on a handful of basic questions about the Balsam/Jefferson operation.

In August, Michigan Department of Environment, Great Lakes, and Energy told Representative Amos O'Neal's office that the remaining questions were “moving into the FOIA realm and should be answered via that process.” O’Neal’s office then told us those specific questions would need to be addressed through FOIA.

So we followed that direction.

We are now sitting on three EGLE FOIA estimates totaling $4,635.85, with processing estimates stretching from weeks into months.

To be fair, not every dollar of that total is literally the cost of answering a few questions — one request included a broader historical records search.

But this is the larger problem:

When residents ask an agency a straightforward question about what the agency itself regulates, why should the answer require residents to pay thousands of dollars and reconstruct the agency’s position from public records?

That matters even more now because Carrollton Township is preparing to make a land-use decision about this property.

Before that happens, everyone should be working from the same clear answer about one basic issue:

What part of this operation is temporary, and what operation does EGLE understand will remain permanently after the finite Part 31 project is complete?

That should not take another year and another stack of FOIAs to answer.

09/10/2026

Original video recorded September 10, 2026, at approximately 7:49 a.m. in Carrollton Township, Michigan.

Recorded from a public sidewalk/roadway.

Capture device:
Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra

Original device filename:
20260910_074803.mp4

Video:
3840 × 2160 UHD
Approximately 60 fps
HEVC
Approximately 51 seconds

Audio:
Original ambient audio
AAC stereo

This post is presented for documentary purposes without commentary regarding the purpose, cause, ownership, regulatory status, or significance of anything visible or audible in the footage.

No generative AI was used to add, remove, relocate, reconstruct, enhance, dramatize, manufacture, conceal, or otherwise materially alter any person, vehicle, equipment, water, vegetation, sound source, or other feature depicted in the recording.

No conclusions are offered beyond what the video itself shows and sounds like.

Balsam Street Field Station
September 10, 2026

BALSAM STREET FIELD STATION UPDATEThe Idle Giant has been gone for less than a month, and his/her/their former habitat h...
09/08/2026

BALSAM STREET FIELD STATION UPDATE

The Idle Giant has been gone for less than a month, and his/her/their former habitat has already entered its waterfront era.

Photographed September 7, 2026, at approximately 1:12 p.m.: a newly excavated low area holding water.

What is it officially called?

What is its intended purpose?

We don’t know yet.

Therefore, pending the arrival of additional paperwork, signage, interpretive materials, or a tiny ribbon-cutting ceremony, the Balsam Street Field Station has assigned it the provisional scientific designation:

The New Balsam Street Water Feature.

Current amenities include water, dirt, one traffic cone, mature shade trees, and unobstructed views of whatever happens next.

We will continue observing the habitat without pretending to know things we do not yet know.

Still Legendary.™

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PHOTOGRAPHIC PROVENANCE & COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY(?) AUTHENTICITY DISCLOSURE

This is an original photograph captured on Labor Day, September 7, 2026, at approximately 1:12 p.m. using a Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra.

The photograph is not AI-generated. No generative AI editing was used after capture to add, remove, relocate, replace, reconstruct, beautify, dramatize, enlarge, shrink, flood, excavate, manufacture, duplicate, conceal, or otherwise materially alter any person, vehicle, traffic cone, body of water, pile of dirt, tree, cloud, vegetation, utility pole, or other visible feature.

No objects were composited into the scene. No objects were composited out of the scene.

The original device record identifies the image as 20260907_131256.jpg.

The camera operator was physically present when the photograph was taken and personally observed the scene depicted through ordinary, non-artificially-intelligent human eyeballs.

Additional equipment disclosure: At the time of capture, the Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra was protected by a Best Buy clearance case purchased at approximately 75% off, featuring silver stars for enhanced photographic glamour.

There is presently no evidence that the silver stars influenced the lighting, hydrology, topography, traffic cone, cloud formation, or other conditions depicted.

Photographer attire has been withheld because even we have limits.

Ordinary automatic processing performed by the smartphone camera may occur as part of normal digital photography. No generative tools were subsequently used to fabricate or materially change the contents of the image.

Weather conditions appeared pleasant.

The traffic cone declined to comment.

This disclosure has now substantially exceeded the complexity of taking the photograph.

FINISHED DIRT IS THE PRODUCT.That explanation actually helps.Because if finished dirt is the PRODUCT, then what arrives ...
09/02/2026

FINISHED DIRT IS THE PRODUCT.

That explanation actually helps.

Because if finished dirt is the PRODUCT, then what arrives at Balsam is not finished dirt.

The process, in plain English:

Soil is hydro-excavated.

It becomes slurry.

The slurry is transported to Balsam.

It is received and stored.

Water and solids separate.

It dries and/or is dewatered.

The material may be screened or otherwise processed.

Eventually, usable soil or fill leaves the site.

EGLE calls Balsam a Liquid Industrial By-Product Designated Facility and identifies receipt, storage, drying, dewatering, screening/testing, reuse and disposal as parts of that pathway.

Carrollton Township’s M-1 ordinance refers to processing or treatment of products from “previously prepared materials.”

So at what point did the incoming slurry become “previously prepared”?

If the finished dirt doesn’t exist until AFTER the processing at Balsam, that seems like a pretty reasonable zoning question.

TheIdleGiant.org

Still Legendary.™

Formerly known as

09/02/2026

The Carrollton Township Visitors Bureau has asked us to stop making tourism commercials.

Unfortunately, they have not provided that request in writing.

Still Legendary.™

09/02/2026

BREAKING — FIELD STATION NO. 2

07:14 A.M.

The bird feeder cam has once again spotted...

birds.

Today’s visitors: American Goldfinches.

A refreshing change from bulldozers, excavators and dump trucks.

Still Here. Still Watching.™

09/01/2026

Apparently everyone understands what happens at Balsam except the people asking questions about it.

Which is interesting.

Because the people asking are also the people who:

Live next to it.

Hear it.

See the trucks.

See the material arrive.

Watch the berms grow and disappear.

See the standing water.

Smell the odors when they occur.

Photograph the equipment.

Read the permits.

Read the ordinances.

Request the records.

And attend the meetings.

Maybe the people living beside an operation shouldn’t need a decade-long apprenticeship in zoning and environmental regulation just to understand what was approved across the street.

TheIdleGiant.org

Still Legendary.™

09/01/2026

The No. 2 Bird Feeder Cam now has repeat customers.

American Goldfinch: 8 visits.
House Sparrow: 1 visit.

For the first time in Balsam Street history, something has returned repeatedly and everyone is happy about it.

🐦

Still Legendary.™

09/01/2026

PLEASE DO NOT POKE THE BEAR. 🐻

Important neighborhood safety announcement:

Residents are reminded that asking too many questions about zoning, permits, site plans, drainage, noise, dust, odors, industrial by-products, wastewater, or what exactly has been approved may constitute “poking the bear.”

The bear, meanwhile, may continue:

• operating heavy equipment beside homes
• receiving hydro-excavation slurry
• drying and processing material
• building and removing massive berms
• running trucks in and out
• generating noise, dust and odors
• existing in the floodplain for years under a series of finite permits

But please.

Be tactful with the bear.

The neighbors only have public records, ordinances, cameras, FOIA, and an apparently unreasonable desire to understand what is happening across the street.

For clarity, the operation residents are asking about is R.B. Satkowiak's City Sewer Cleaners Balsam Street site.

🐻📄

TheIdleGiant.org

Still Legendary.™

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There's an explanation we've heard for some of Carrollton Township's floodplain confusion:The building code changed in 2...
08/31/2026

There's an explanation we've heard for some of Carrollton Township's floodplain confusion:

The building code changed in 2021.

Okay.

Codes change.

But that doesn't make everything that came before them disappear.

Carrollton's own flood-damage-prevention ordinance traces back to May 30, 2000, with later amendments.

That ordinance addresses development in mapped flood-hazard areas, including activities such as filling, grading and excavation.

Then there are the State permits.

The 2013 DEQ floodplain permit contained local-approval language.

The 2019 permit again preserved required approvals from other units of government.

The 2025 EGLE permit did the same.

And in December 2025, Michigan's NFIP coordinator told Carrollton Township directly that a local permit should also be required for the floodplain filling and grading work.

So saying:

“The building code changed in 2021.”

doesn't really answer the historical question.

It creates another one.

What exactly changed in 2021?

Did 2021 create a completely new local responsibility?

Did it alter an existing process?

Did it clarify one?

And if the Township believes the earlier local ordinance provisions didn't require the same type of administration, then:

what did those provisions require?

That should be explainable.

With dates.

With ordinance sections.

With the official responsible.

With the actual record.

We're not pretending laws never change.

We're asking government to explain what changed — and what didn't.

WHO CHECKED THE FLOODPLAIN HOMEWORK?™

And when?

Address

449 Balsam Street
Carrollton, MI
48724

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